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Stupid-idiot scientists can’t even admit they are dumb morons.

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Look at these stupid fucking assholes and their lame-ass crappy bullshit.

(TFTS) – Recently, a group of community college two-year diploma shakers were hired on by a local pharmaceutical research firm to design new drugs for ailments ranging from depression to failing organs. When reached for comment, project manager Doctor Tack Bramnsonmann reached out for the team and stated,

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Affirmative Action Pipette Team, ACTIVATE! Form of, three douchebags with goggles.

“HERR DERRRR DERR, HARF HARF HARF. MEEEEEEEE-YOWZA YOWZA, YOWZA. CLEEEEE-BONK, FARFNOOT FARFNOOT CLOWN BOAT.”

Dr. Bramnsonmann then exposed his genitals out of a nearby window and made helicopter noises for the next several minutes, while drooling on himself. Seeking further commentary, TFTS reached out to local medtech hiring agency Octopus Car-Wash and Employment Agency, who then referred us to regional tech-security firm general manager who elaborated on the placement of complete fucking morons into high-paid, cushy jobs.

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These are just fucking kids, are you kidding me. Is Susie studying up on COOTIES? I bet Doctor Lechter Junior there is looking at scabs.

GARBBLE GARBBLE WALALA, YEW-PING, CLIP-CLOP/CLIP-CLOP/CLIP-CLOP, EEEEEE-YANNNNG, EEEEEEEE-YANNNNG, BEE-BEE-BEE-BEE-BEE-BEE, CLOOOOOO-TAN, CLOOOOOOOOO-TAN, WANK-WANK-WANK-WANK-WANK-WANK-WANK, CLEEEOP.

The man also immediately exposed his genitals, but rather jumped out of the window and due to respect for the family, Mr. Jordan Peterson’s name will be omitted from the article.

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Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.
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