Doktor Faux makes a startling realization that he has accomplished absolutely nothing, and Reverand peas teaches us how to tell jokes. Colonel Fridgelord, Caller23 and Reverand Flux Rutenberg squeeze onto the mics in time for a discussion on “not working blue”, and Doktor Faux learns how to not count in an effort to ask “what are we doing” one hundred times. To avoid doing one-hundred episodes, Faux sells Hypercube Labs and begins clearing the inventory and then going out to Airport Chili’s.
Faux unveils video data of a rocket launch with Doktor Cosmac to begin the Global Pylon Array and peas gives out his phone number. Faux discusses with peas his scheduling of major dental work on the day of a show, and contractually agrees to give Faux his teeth. Peas wishes he has painkillers and mocks Canadians. Faux suggests peas is seeking erotic humiliation through medical services. Kentucky Waterfall. “Having a root canal is more fun than hanging out with Doktor Faux.” Peas had to go to the ER due to a hemorrhoid. Peas does not sit down when he goes to pee. Doktor Faux shakes the microphone stand.
Ultra-parallel Day’s effects on peasium elements. It proves difficult to open the cylinder, but the incredible power of peasium is revealed to an astonished crowd that can’t figure out how to open a package. Caller discusses how to legally ship peasium crystals separately from pylons. Ray Brazen replaces peas. Faux introduces peas to his biggest fan, Reverand Flux Rutenburg. Peas refuses the respect given to him. Peas doesn’t have a WiiFIT balance board, any more. Peas is a savvy consumer. The simulation doesn’t like you talking about turtles, pencils, dresses and some other thing. Faux accuses peas of having taken a bunch of drugs, which he denies. Caller 23 advises peas on how to relieve peas of his pain with his Jeep. For some reason, everyone starts talking about golf. Peas explains privilege. Peas reveals that he is becoming fond of Caller 23. Peas advises that any unwanted medical waste or drugs in your home can be sent to him, and he offers his address. Doktor Faux discusses his bathroom security system.
Peas lists name of soaps from TriologySoaps.com not dot cum.
Doktor Faux lists out the Patreon weekly shout-outs. Doktor Faux asks peas what he wants to do, and peas tries to bail on the show because he is sick and ill. Peas talks about going to X-Day. Faux threatens peas with sick truths, and in result pulls the pin from main support pylon and the entire structure begins to melt into the mantle of the Flat Earth.
ACT II: JOURNEY TO THE APIOPSIS OF THE HOLLOW FLAT EARTH
Featuring Doktor Cosmac on the Cerebral Tone-LOC Interocitor
Act 3: Doktor Faux Quits the Show
Featuring Argus Faux, Caller 23 and Flux Rutenberg with Kerrie Roberts
performing “Time for the Show”
Recorded February 10, 2020
Edited by Doktor Faux
Episode art by scalpod
Patreon Supporters: Doktor Cosmac, Doktor Trench, Rev. Kodeine, Scalpod, Rev. Couchsloth, Apostacy X Fnord, Caller23, Hazel of the Windmills, YBDobbs, Marthartha, Rev. Richard Negative, Agent Lloyd, Longdead, Rev 80, Rev Guimo, Rev Jitney Friekur, Vanessa, Guru-Drux
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