Argus Faux
Argus Faux
Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.
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Ep 94: Blowout

Posted on Author Argus Faux

Danny Feedback and the Crack Rockers Officer Travoli and Sal Minelli crash into the Hypercube Studio and live up to their names as the control-panel erupts in a cacophony of noise and confusion. We sample the Divalution of Danny Feedback along with some secret songs from their past (provided from Joshua Rogers) and the triumphant return of on-air pissing (into a bucket!).

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Ep 101: Gogurt™ Spoon

Posted on Author Argus Faux

This week, Reverand peas provides a slew of tips for the budding narcotics entrepreneur, some ‘interesting’ facts about birds andthe “real science” behind the flat earth while Chef Rutenberg auditions for his role as a new Jeff Dunham puppet. Caller 23 agrees with Doktor Faux that his jokes are p good tonight, and then Joshua Rogers bursts out of the floorpanels and joins the show before peas leaves to do something else and dodging Joshua’s demand for his Triology Soap gift pack.
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Time For The Show s1e16: Don’t Tread on His Peas-ness

Posted on Author Fidd Chewley

This week’s pennjillette is Doktor Legume! On this episode, the hosts have their white privilege called out by Doktor Legume. Doktor Faux trades his family’s cow for the last three Quaaludes in existence. Fidd Chewley’s weekly tip for non-hemophiliacs is how to de-scramble eggs WITHOUT selling your soul to Satan. Reverand [sic] peas [sic] introduces his new line of low-impact wiffledildoes.

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