Episode 17: Benefits of a Rifled Urethra

This week’s pennjillette is Reverend Couchsloth, who joins in the second half of the show to confirm Fidd’s spiritual diagnosis. Reverand [sic] peas [sic] can’t seem to stop talking about how tort reform will affect NASA. Doktor Faux blows bubbles into the microphone in an attempt to appeal to our five-to-nine-year-old demographic. Fidd looks into the show code and discovers that robot nipples are programmed to twist themselves. The unacceptable truth that the End Times of every religion have ALREADY HAPPENED on the SAME DATE IN THE PAST is revealed. All listeners to this episode will have the overdue balances Blockbuster accounts WIPED CLEAN. You’re welcome.

Time for the Show
Season One – Episode Seventeen
April 30, 2018
Doktor Argus Faux, Reverand [sic] peas [sic], Fidd Chewley, Reverend Couchsloth

Songs in this episode:

• Ego Plum — “Alopecia”
• The New Brubeck Quartet — “Unsquare Dance”
• Bran Flakes — “I Wonder Where My Grandmother Is”
• Bran Flakes — “Do You Want Salad With Your Taco”
• Bran Flakes — “Evil Knievel”
• Frank Zappa, Captain Beefheart, et al — “200 Years Old”