Argus Faux
Argus Faux
Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.
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Blockflustered: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

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Everyone loves a sequel, especially when that sequel comes out twenty-three years after the original. If you haven’t seen the original film, it is about a magic board game that turns the lives of a few kids upside-down by turning their house into a jungle. It’s basically Home Alone with animals, as couches are shredded by lions and cars are stomped by elephants all-the-while Robin Williams plays a character who was trapped in the game decades prior and is now loose in the house and possibly rubbing his hairy person all over a shelf of Disney-themed knick-knacks.
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Ep 107: Suffrage

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Peas is late to the show, and Doktor Faux suggests there is a “script”. Faux begins his downward spiral for the next few shows as he falls victim to mass-media manipulation. Peas talks about pee-pee, and cusses.
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Ep 102: Fast and Furry-ous

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Doktor Faux is preparing for the coming Armageddon, so Chef Rutenberg and Caller 23 join him the studio for a night of solidarity. Rutenberg dicsusses upcoming plans for the band TTN and Doktor Faux shares his favorite fan-fictions of Sonic the Hedgehog.

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