6:00 AM, July 5, 1998. You mailed “Bob” $30. The X-ists arrive at 7 AM sharp. Trade, bribe, and bluff your way onto the saucer before Earth gets demolished.
Search for Slack
A free browser text adventure: wake up Pink, broke, and hunted. Solve absurd puzzles, die often, and chase Slack through Dobbstown before X-Day arrives. No stakes. All Slack.
Mondo Burger’s Smokestack Lightnin’ Competition Chili Recipe
Doktor Faux’s food truck chili, retired since 2013: RC Cola reduction, scorched tomato paste, and a habanero that doesn’t negotiate. Competition-grade heat. Not for the faint of gut.
The Mondo Burger Recipe: Doktor Faux’s SubGenius Compound Butter Smash Burger
A burger built in Hypercube Labs’ secret commissary: spiced compound butter, mayo-seared bun, zero moderation. Not healthy. Not reasonable. Engineered to be eaten the hell out of.
Ep 221: Penny For Your Thot
The boys read a letter about earthworm listening habits. After the weekly rhetoric of negativity, they play a round of Rather Wringers involving body odor, search histories and being funny in Mesa, Arizona. The show closes with Proving Grounds with headlines involving Italian anarchists, killer comedians and California Highway Patrol.