Fidd is back in the studio from Tampax, Florida just in time to regret it! Doktor Faux scores BIG by registering the somehow-yet-unregistered web domain: TimeForTheShow.com. Faux responds to peas’s claim of being depressed by steamrolling over everything peas says in the first hour. peas attempts to smooth things over with Faux with what he calls a “radio trust fall”. Peas has a van: Adventure-1. In the Blind Eye segment, peas chooses the United Stated federal government just because he owes them several thousand dollars. The logistics of subcontracting as a stripper at Red Lobster are discussed before Reverend Scalpod joins the show to officiate IS IT A BAND. The merits of drinking root beer from a pug-dog skull are mentioned amongst the rest of the viewer mail, after which the hosts eventuate another segment of “Messiah or Pariah?”, with the focus being on VAPING. At the end of the show, peas does what he does best and apologizes for the whole episode. restoring our standing in the community back up to zero.Read More
Peas has fled the country in an attempt to create an off-shore bank-account but doesn’t know there aren’t any on the beach. Fidd is barely alive after avoiding a puke-fee in Tampax. Doktor Cosmac arrives to attempt to replace peas, but who are we kidding. Aster Six shows up as well and the GANG plays Is it a Band with a new list by Cosmac. Pee-Wee Herman is the subject of this week’s Messiah or Pariah and Faux begs the viewers to tell a friend about the show. Won’t YOU?Read More
After the previous show’s debacle Doktor Engineer Doktor Faux rebuilds the HyperCOMM voice-bridge just in time for the Show’s newest friend: Chris. Hailing from parts unknown, Chris enters the satellite studio in Las Vegas, Utah with peas and immediately begins challenging every authority on the show. After stealing the mic away from peas, Chris unleashes THREE (3) BLIND-EYES. Doktor Cosmac (COSMAC’S COMMANDOS) shows up to judge Is it a Band before viewer mails and voicemails are quickly overlooked and then a NEW GAME:Messiah or Pariah.The guys debate over Chuck E. Cheese’s position in society before Fidd tells a wholesome family story about the BALL PIT. Peas apologizes and everyone tells Chris how great he is.Read More
Fidd Chewley is calling in from Tampax again, which results in the show being mostly unlistenable (so on-par) . In this super-condensed episode the guys turn blind eyes which results in peas achieving his first “solid” erection as he goes on to tell Fidd how good his blind-eye was for the rest of the show.Read More
A new sponsor: Betty Crocker’s Poop Roll-Ups. Time is fake because calendars are gay. Faux tells a joke. The TIME FOR THE SHOW “Take Kids Around the World” charity. Fidd is a WWII veteran. Warren Alexander Peas attends a cockfight. Jodi Arias is a Truly Chewley. Canadian Felon summer camp. Who peed in your bongwater? A highly surmountable problem. BLIND EYES! Peas disapproves of Fidd’s Blind Eye. DIWS: Douche-Induced Whiplash Syndrome. Mature language is immature. IS IT A BAND Round one: Bicyclops. Round two: Insecurity Council. Round three: Stinkfinger. Round four: The Radioactivists. Viewer mail: “What happened to the funny parts of the show?” Reverend 80: champion rubberbandist. Peas explains to you why you’re listening to this show. Arli$$. We kiss each other. Weekly Patreon love. CARBONATED BREAST MILK?!?! Sometimes a microphone is just a microphone. Luther Vandross and the salamanderizer. The photo of Fidd sleeping in his duckie shirt. Sternfan101 is the Arli$$ of peas. The ceremonial on-air sound check.Â Peas gets Teller on the show and demands the ears of Democrats.Â Hosts’ questions for Teller.Â Time for the Show: fuck, merry, kill. Monday is Bottomless Bread Night for Illuminati members only. A second round of Blind Eyes. THIS SPACE RESERVED FOR GOOD CONTENT. Is It a Brand: the “Rumbleball” brand medicine ball. If you want to avoid seeing the movie “Venom”, simply impregnate your wife LIKE DOKTOR FAUX DID!! Peas dutifully apologizes for this episode. Our sacred Google Play link.Read More
Fidd is drunk. Caller #23 joins the show as peas’s understudy. Daylight Savings Time, Ontario, 1908. Hitler was the first in space. Fidd sneezes drunkenly. Our Discord’s users’ meme war. Calvin peeing on Calvin. Peas pokes fabric. Fidd is drunk. RIP Whitey Bulger. Peas gets racialist. Jodi Arias sends Fidd some bagels. The reason crazy kids aren’t allowed gum. Is Peas our Klinger or our Radar? Who are you vaping? “Unicorn space jism”. The twenty-third caller. Patreon love. Fidd is drunk. Doesn’t Faux know it’s just a show? Fidd’s disambidextrous throne. Hazel of the Windmills’s fourtune read by peas. Fidd drunkenly interprets a bible verse for Hazel. The Google Play link. Peas leaves Caller #23 in charge. IS IT A BAND?! Caller #23 apologizes for the show on behalf of peas.Read More
Doing show #3 material on show #42. Peas explains how to get even. Let’s cuss! Numbers make peas cough. Fidd bails peas out. Reverend Evan Stronge. Viewer mail (take one). Carrots’s nice letter to the mailman. Viewer mail (take two). Bed Bath &Beyond is secretly a titty bar. Fidd bows out. The dreaded mid-day hangover. No more NASA lawyer. Fidd proposes to propose to Jody Arias. Clitori against the proverbial glass. Oxtails & vodka update. Suck with your mouth, not with your heart. Peas challenges Fidd’s sportsmanship. Can a nigga reminisce?! BLIND EYES! AC abuse. Our number-one fan joins the show. Peas apologizes.Read More
Smoking in an airlock. P-doggin’ the show. Disobeying the clock. Cosmac’s Commandos. Boo-ing in Morse code. Pre-break break foreshadowing. Fidd’s biological clock. The ceremonial on-air sound check.Read More
0:00:00 INTRO. RC23 ruined Fidd. Fake plugs, fake peas. Ideas are stupid.
0:08:33 Whisperings of a better show. Plagiarizing your own future. The Chinese are on-limits. #peastoo.
0:13:34 RESET. Woeful Warren Alexander Peasworth Jr II. What’s your sneeze? Peas’s reverse toilet-jackin and pea-blue floorin’. $50 jack tax.
0:20:30 Chinese TP cameras. Recounting last week’s IIAB records. Zen & the art of passing out drunk. Faux directs peas.
0:26:25 BREAK. Pailhorse Magazine! Peas in Home Alone.
0:32:46 FCC part 15. Fidd drowns. The Peas in a Podcast preview. CBD beeswax caviar lip-balm. TFTS origin story.
0:38:00 Faux pleads the 5th. More PiaP preview.
0:46:31 RESET. Dem lanks. Patreon love. Tribute to Rev Heathen.
0:53:25 Paging Dr Scalpod! Peas got pranked by the post office. The evil plan. Faux busts peas’s bubble. Scalpod arrives.
1:03:31 Is it a Band?
1:04:29 Round 1: Yeti Love
1:06:42 Round 2: The Boil Makers
1:11:12 Round 3: Priority Mail Revue
1:18:12 Round 4: The Slammin’ Doors
1:20:54 Round 5: Baroqueback Mountain Ramblers
1:27:02 Round 6: Pink Hole Lust
1:32:28 Blind eyes (almost). “Believe like you MEAN it!” Faux’s butts.
1:41:23 Make the show great again. Henry McFachfas Jr’s bible verse & fortune. Derailed wrap-up attempt. Actual wrap-up attempt.
0:00:00 INTRO. It’s not LSD. Faux is back! Seen & not heard VS heard & not seen.
0:05:35 Peas is airborne. Boston is Irish-Americans’ Africa. Taco Monday / diarrhea Teusday. HMFIC Ellis doesn’t fire us.
0:11:13 RESET. Staving off the Canadian god’s wrath. Governor VS Premiere.
0:14:54 Who’s your sneeze? Boilerplate Chinese menus. Faux’s Obamacola. Wooden fake eyes.
0:26:36 RESET. “Is It a Band” begins!
0:28:46 Wood-Paneled Ennui.
0:28:46 Dave & the Daves. “Driftwood” by Dave & the Daves.
0:34:56 Satan’s Loofah.
0:37:55 The Nougat Babies.
0:40:16 Clark Attack.
0:43:00 The Sovereign Citizens.
0:46:35 Jesus Chrysler. A multi-record-breaking game. Fidd can’t spell “Lead Zepline”.
0:51:43 Tie-breaker — Midget Spinner.
0:59:48 RESET. Patreon.
1:01:45 Twister & Dildoe in the morning. Currant juice matters.
1:06:59 Viewer mail. Fidd’s prosthetic butt.
1:12:46 Viewer Voicemail. 1:17:05 Cosmac pees on the show.
1:20:50 BREAK 1:21:25 RESET. The unknown soldier. Is peas even real, man? Is it a segment? The Lawnmower Man.
1:29:58 The perils of voting. Patreon love.
1:35:30 Fidd checks your tire pressure. We are Qanon. Fuck paper hand-turkeys. “Keep apologizing”. Clock chow!