Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.
Nic Caesar of Scary-art.com is held hostage by Reverand peas in an intense interrogation of his finances and blood lineage. Doktor Faux attempts to distract peas with with a segue, which is immediately boarded like a Razor scooter and kickflips off the ramp all sweet n’ shit. We poke Cosmac with an internet-stick and force him to play Is It a Band, the results are shocking! It’s legally sanctioned as a “bonanza”. Listen now!
peas introduces Scoop McNewsgui, then introduces him again, and again, then the show attempts to start, then peas introduces Scoop McNewsgui. The hosts lie about how good the show is going to be, then peas introduces his new character, Scoop McNewsgui. After playing the first song of the show, “20th Century Newsgui” by The Scoops, peas workshops a new character and names him “Scoop McNewsgui”. The Blind Eye Segment turns out to be good, but it could’ve been better if it’d included some kind of reference to Scoop McNewsgui. Week 3 of Is It a Band is played, and Christ be damned if Scoop McNewsgui doesn’t join the show for the live post-game report. In the second half, peas comes out of nowhere with a hot new idea: a Slavic character named “Scoop McNewsgui”, an offering which single-handedly saves the show — not just for THIS episode, but for perpetuity in all possible universes. As usual, peas apologizes for the show at the end of the show, but somehow forgets to apologize for inventing Scoop McNewsgui. This episode is best listened-to with earplugs.
https://media.blubrry.com/timefortheshow/archive.org/download/0110-tfts-20180305/0110TFTS20180305.mp3 Podcast: Play in new window | Download Subscribe: Email | RSS The show returns to it’s normal Monday-night slot with the guys holding hands and singing songs. Special guest Riley Mix of Anti-Social Engineering joins the first hour, and tells us how his co-host is pee-shy when not in the special fortified bathroom. The […]
