Cat Feather – Time for the Show

Episode 60: Two Girls, One Cuck

If your ears aren’t dripping with amniotic fluid after listening to this episode, then we’ll give you TRIPLE YOUR DIGNITY BACK! For the entirety of this episode, Cat Feather plays the role of Fidd Chewley, Aster Six plays the role of Argus Faux, and peas plays the role of whoever plays the role of peas when peas isn’t present! 60 is a highly composite number, and episode 60 of TFTS turned out to be a highly composite version of the show as exterpreted by the most capable of all proxies. HOW AUSPICIOUS! Not since banks started offering sugar-free lollipops has such an advantageous circumstance eventuated itself — this time in an easily digestible podcast suppository! Get off your ass, sit down, and in the words of Chuck Berry’s fictional cousin, “Listen to THIS!”

Episode 34: Handshoes and Horse Grenades

You’re going to SHIT YOUR FACE IN HALF when you hear this one! Reverand [sic] peas [sic] didn’t show up to this episode, probably because it’s Labor Day and he got too shit-housed to do the show — BUT THAT’S OKAY, because Doktor Cosmac, the Cheap Engineer of Hypercube Labs, joins Faux & Fidd for the entire show and officiates this week’s “Is It a Band” with guest contestant, Cat Feather! Fidd teaches the kids what NOT to do by emptying the contents of a road flare onto a paper plate and snorting it…again. Doktor Faux reminds you what that really funny joke was that you thought of that one time, but forgot. Elon Musk calls in to admit that he’s an unused Hideo Kojima villain who escaped into the real world.

Episode 23: We R Radio Professionalizationists

This week’s pennjillettes are Reverend Couchsloth, Dok Cosmac, Cat Feather, and Cat Feather’s DAD, who joins the show during the Blind Eye segment just to turn his to peas. King Engineer Doktor Faux DIDN’T PUSH “RECORD” until the second hour, so this podcast episode is only the second hour of our usual two-hour live show on Free Think Radio Dot Com. The first hour is LOST FOREVER unless you were listening to the live broadcast. This week: Are gay alligators underrepresented in congress? What would have happened if Jack would have snorted one of those magic beans? THE CULMINATION OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE HEREUNTOFORTH IS CONTAINED WITHIN THIS EPISODE!! LISTEN ALL THE WAY UNTIL THE END TO RECEIVE A COUPON FOR ADDERALL!! We are incredibly professional at doing shows.

Episode 14: Cat Feather

This week’s pennjillette is Cat Feather. Fidd can’t correctly tune his duduk, so he purposefuly sneezes on Faux’s ant farm in frustration. peas [sic] attempts to do good radio; he is immediately corrected and punished by Faux and Fidd. Co-solipsists, Dok Cosmac and Not-That-Bob Dapper, join the show in the second hour, but soon run home crying to their mommies and TELLING ON US! By the end of the show, Penitent Man is once again the only one who passes. Leave a voicemail: 1-234-REV-FAUX See Cat Feather’s art: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MEATPASTRIES Get your future logic developed at the Future Logic Development Corporation: www.FLDevCorp.com

Episode 08: Video Blame

Faux, peas, and Fidd get the band back together just in time for the local high school’s Battle of the Podcasts. Dok Cosmac returns with a thumbtack in his shoe to talk about X-Day: The Video Game: The Demo. Fidd’s license to dock in the safe harbor is revoked. In the second hour, the show is INVADED by the most guests so far: Aster6, Dok Ellis, Apostasy X Fnord, Rev Couchsloth, Reverend Caller 23, Cat Feather.

Episode 07: Cosmac Smash

THE CONVERGENCE IS UPON US!! All of the COOL SubJeemises are at Hypercube for a week of repeatedly checking on each other to MAKE SURE IF THEY’RE OKAY. Fidd struggles to rally for the show after two days of eating nothing but a banana and 40 beers. Faux’s printer gets stuffed into Davy Jones’ Locker by a bully with a penchant for climate control. Cosmac draws upon the talents of the crew for development of X-Day: the Video Game. Reverend 80 masters the art of not talking directly into the microphone, and Fidd masters the art of yelling at him for it. Cat Feather spills the beans about her visit with Apostasy X Fnord. Aster Six successfully corrals the drunks and expels them from the lab. The broken bong count for this episode is ONE (Cosmac).