ellis – Time for the Show

Episode 39: Synchronized Whorebathing

0:00:00 INTRO. It’s not LSD. Faux is back! Seen & not heard VS heard & not seen.
0:05:35 Peas is airborne. Boston is Irish-Americans’ Africa. Taco Monday / diarrhea Teusday. HMFIC Ellis doesn’t fire us.
0:10:25 BREAK
0:11:13 RESET. Staving off the Canadian god’s wrath. Governor VS Premiere.
0:14:54 Who’s your sneeze? Boilerplate Chinese menus. Faux’s Obamacola. Wooden fake eyes.
0:25:30 BREAK
0:26:36 RESET. “Is It a Band” begins!
0:28:46 Wood-Paneled Ennui.
0:28:46 Dave & the Daves. “Driftwood” by Dave & the Daves.
0:34:56 Satan’s Loofah.
0:37:55 The Nougat Babies.
0:40:16 Clark Attack.
0:43:00 The Sovereign Citizens.
0:46:35 Jesus Chrysler. A multi-record-breaking game. Fidd can’t spell “Lead Zepline”.
0:51:43 Tie-breaker — Midget Spinner.
0:57:35 BREAK
0:59:48 RESET. Patreon.
1:01:45 Twister & Dildoe in the morning. Currant juice matters.
1:06:59 Viewer mail. Fidd’s prosthetic butt.
1:12:46 Viewer Voicemail. 1:17:05 Cosmac pees on the show.
1:20:50 BREAK 1:21:25 RESET. The unknown soldier. Is peas even real, man? Is it a segment? The Lawnmower Man.
1:29:58 The perils of voting. Patreon love.
1:35:30 Fidd checks your tire pressure. We are Qanon. Fuck paper hand-turkeys. “Keep apologizing”. Clock chow!

Episode 38: Is It a Toe?

Here is the dilemma in the face of the task of writing the notes for this show: either you’re a big fan, in which case I don’t need to write notes given that you’re going to listen to the whole episode anyway — OR — you AREN’T going to listen to this episode, but for some reason are still reading these words, in which case I’m curious as to why you’re reading notes to a show you’re not ear-chowing, BUT THAT’S OKAY! This is the second-and-final episode in-a-row in which Doktor Faux was away from Hypercube and so Fidd Chewley had to play “Guest Engineer”. Co-HMFIC of Free Think Radio, Marthartha, officiates this week’s round of Is It a Band, which ends up getting stretched out by the hosts to a 45-minute segment. So, okay, it ran a little bit long. So what?! We don’t shoot until we see THE PINKS OF THEIR EYES! Oh, you didn’t get the joke?? Well, GOOD FUCKIN’ LUCK, buddy, because the Slack Train ROLLS ON!! Aliens ABILLIONFUCKIN years from now will unearth this episode, and they will know if YOU were in on the joke or not! HURRY — figure out why the parts of this show that you didn’t THINK were funny were, actually, literally, clitorally, in fact, FUNNY, and perhaps you’ll have a chance at redumbtion!A certain cult leader demanded that I start listing proper notes in the episode descriptions. It isn’t that FUN has been banned; my travails have become his FUN! AND I FELL FOR IT! Here’s dem notes, followed by dem lanks: 0:00:00 — INTRO 0:03:00 — Cosmac & Faux in Noo Joisee 0:05:00 — Peas’s fried pennies 0:08:36 — THIS show. peas forgets. PROMISING to play the game later. regarding padding the clock. 0:18:13 — BREAK 0:22:20 — RESET 0:24:05 — Meemees, memays, and meams; OH MY! The cussin’ police. Buttsville. 0:31:32 — Hypercube Minicubes. Viewer Mail. 0:39:29 — Peas peas-slams Faux. Faux’s recording advice: press “record”. The NSA bass joke. More promises to play the game later. 0:43:11 — More viewer mail. 0:46:38 — Fnord’s Scorekeepers. Joisee hates Faux. Even more promises to play the game later. Peas has a stroke. 0:51:38 — Drum lesson: The Purdie Shuffle 0:58:05 — RESET 1:02:00 — The Scarlet “P”. Faux tricks Fidd. Where’s Marthartha? There she is! 1:06:31 — Co-HMFICs Dr Ellis & Marthartha on French Canadians. Even MORE promises to play the game. 1:13:13 — We play the game… for the ENTIRE REST OF THE SHOW! Seriously, “Is It a Band?” goes on until the end of the show. Enjoy. EPILOGUE — Peas apologizes for the show. Post-show chat.

Episode 37: Rewardians in Emergentilian Clothing

“It was in a mirror, at some time, in some place, that the first act of recognition occurred, the point when man stared into the ocean, saw his face in its infinity, grew anxious, and began to ask,” Who is that?…” SÃ¡ndor MÃ¡rai: Casanova in Bolzano

Episode 33: Don’t Bread on Me

You’re going to SHIT YOUR FACE IN HALF when you hear this one! Reverand [sic] peas [sic] didn’t show up to this episode, probably because it’s Labor Day and he got too shit-housed to do the show — BUT THAT’S OKAY, because Doktor Cosmac, the Cheap Engineer of Hypercube Labs, joins Faux & Fidd for the entire show and officiates this week’s “Is It a Band” with guest contestant, Cat Feather! Fidd teaches the kids what NOT to do by emptying the contents of a road flare onto a paper plate and snorting it…again. Doktor Faux reminds you what that really funny joke was that you thought of that one time, but forgot. Elon Musk calls in to admit that he’s an unused Hideo Kojima villain who escaped into the real world.

Episode 21: One Thousand People Named “Gregory”

Who would win: one steroider, or one crackboi?? This question has plagued self-appointed dipshits since times pseudo-memorial, measured on the scale of DOZENS OF HOURS AGO, but this week’s pennjillette, HMFIC Doc Ellis, breaks it all THE FUCK DOWN for y’all’s. You think you’re sexy enough to listen to this episode? You’re probably right — IT’S THAT BAD!! This is the first intentionally un-lost, surprise/regularly-scheduled episode in cerebro-apocalyptic history! Because Reverand [sic] peas [sic] didn’t show up until mere minutes before the scheduled end of the show, we continued for A WHOLE EXTRA HOUR — mostly just to allow peas to offer his Blind Eye submission and the fan-favorite: peas apologizes to everyone for everything ever. Uninitiated viewers are hereby admonished to approach this episode in a mature manner, not succumbing to the temptations of low-hanging toilet humor and cultish sophistry.

Episode 08: Video Blame

Faux, peas, and Fidd get the band back together just in time for the local high school’s Battle of the Podcasts. Dok Cosmac returns with a thumbtack in his shoe to talk about X-Day: The Video Game: The Demo. Fidd’s license to dock in the safe harbor is revoked. In the second hour, the show is INVADED by the most guests so far: Aster6, Dok Ellis, Apostasy X Fnord, Rev Couchsloth, Reverend Caller 23, Cat Feather.