Argus Faux
Argus Faux
Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.
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Ep 11: Time For the Catchup

Posted on Author Argus Faux

https://media.blubrry.com/timefortheshow/archive.org/download/0111-tfts-20160316/0111TFTS20160316.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Android | Email | RSSFidd and Faux only have a few hours to bill to the show, so Peas joins them and special guest Reverend Caller who has somehow gained access to the main gate at Hypercube Labs. It only takes a few minutes, but the guys over-come […]
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Ep 18: Sun-dried Backfat and YOU

Posted on Author Fidd Chewley

“You’re gonna have to carry this one, peas!” Holy jumpin’ jeeperwinks; Fidd and Faux are recovering from two straight days of eating nothing but lunar regolith and popcorn. Peas wins a free trial-size box of Lucky Charms for being the millionth customer at the whites-only nail salon.
Doktor Faux runs out of toilet paper and must wipe his ass with his collection of defunct Chuck-E-Cheese tickets. Fidd elaborates on this week’s life hack: how to properly chill tampons for use on hot days.
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Ep 101: Gogurt™ Spoon

Posted on Author Argus Faux

This week, Reverand peas provides a slew of tips for the budding narcotics entrepreneur, some ‘interesting’ facts about birds andthe “real science” behind the flat earth while Chef Rutenberg auditions for his role as a new Jeff Dunham puppet. Caller 23 agrees with Doktor Faux that his jokes are p good tonight, and then Joshua Rogers bursts out of the floorpanels and joins the show before peas leaves to do something else and dodging Joshua’s demand for his Triology Soap gift pack.

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