Argus Faux
Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.
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Ep 65: Fight! Fight! Fight!
Posted on Author Argus Faux
The gang discusses the Sam Stuttler PPV fight. Fidd doesn’t comment on his flame war with John MacAfee. Peas, played by Caller, disses Caller as Peas. The actual Peas shows up to apologize.
Ep 59: Quiefing for Allah
Posted on Author Fidd Chewley
“… and thus the imperative which refers to the choice of means to one’s own happiness, that is, the precept of Time for the Show, is always hypothetical; the action is not commanded absolutely, but only as the means to another purpose, especially when ipecac syrup is not available.” — Immanuel Kant
Ep. 184 HyperCOMM Holiday Special
Posted on Author Argus Faux
It’s the Annual HyperCOMM Open Channel Holiday Special! Come get us deplatformed, LIVE on the HyperCOMM Discord!






