Time for the Show returns! In this episode, the crew check in with each other before reaching into the mailbox and answer the first viewer mail of the year. Next, it’s a new name for an old bit: “Rhetoric of Negativity” where peas tells us about his desert jeepin’ traffic encounter. Fidd leads a new segment, “Time for the Teens” which leaves the others befuddled. Finally, the boys bust in to Proving Grounds with some bizarre headlines from across the world just before peas apologizes.
“You’re gonna have to carry this one, peas!” Holy jumpin’ jeeperwinks; Fidd and Faux are recovering from two straight days of eating nothing but lunar regolith and popcorn. Peas wins a free trial-size box of Lucky Charms for being the millionth customer at the whites-only nail salon.
Doktor Faux runs out of toilet paper and must wipe his ass with his collection of defunct Chuck-E-Cheese tickets. Fidd elaborates on this week’s life hack: how to properly chill tampons for use on hot days.
This week’s pennjillette is Cat Feather. Fidd can’t correctly tune his duduk, so he purposefuly sneezes on Faux’s ant farm in frustration. peas [sic] attempts to do good radio; he is immediately corrected and punished by Faux and Fidd. Co-solipsists, Dok Cosmac and Not-That-Bob Dapper, join the show in the second hour, but soon run home crying to their mommies and TELLING ON US! By the end of the show, Penitent Man is once again the only one who passes.
