Argus Faux
Argus Faux
Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.
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Ep 100: The Jokist

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To avoid doing one-hundred episodes, Faux sells Hypercube Labs and begins clearing the inventory and then going out to Airport Chili’s.
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Ep 6: No Peas No Cry

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https://media.blubrry.com/timefortheshow/archive.org/download/0106-tfts-20180205/0106TFTS20180205.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Email | RSS  Fidd Chewley is revived by the mystical healing properties of Acai Berries and 24-Hour Loop of “All Dogs Go To Heaven”. We celebrate with co-host Doktor Walter Cosmac, and revel in glee as Peas finds out he is locked out of the HyperCOMM.   Time […]
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Ep 18: Sun-dried Backfat and YOU

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“You’re gonna have to carry this one, peas!” Holy jumpin’ jeeperwinks; Fidd and Faux are recovering from two straight days of eating nothing but lunar regolith and popcorn. Peas wins a free trial-size box of Lucky Charms for being the millionth customer at the whites-only nail salon.
Doktor Faux runs out of toilet paper and must wipe his ass with his collection of defunct Chuck-E-Cheese tickets. Fidd elaborates on this week’s life hack: how to properly chill tampons for use on hot days.

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