Argus Faux
Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.
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Ep 132: Fire Sale
Posted on Author Argus Faux
Faux butchers the intro after Peas put him on hold on the HyperCOMM. CubeNews: Happy Hypercube Day (Orthogonal alignment), Traditional Hypercube Annual Begathon, peas is German, Negtativland/Weatherman bumpers. Cubic hairs. Dave Grohl shows up.
Ep 124: No Escape from Stupid
Posted on Author Argus Faux
DokFaux channels his rage into making peas do homework for the show instead of meth and anime. peas answers letters from dogs and Trenchie has a run in with a fan. Caller23 convinces peas to watch Minecraft livestreams.
Ep 206: Lesbians Playing Quarter Notes on Djembes
Posted on Author Argus Faux
Two comics who aren’t funny think they should be way more famous than they are. The twist is that they’re actually much more popular than they should be based on their talent levels. Not only are they not funny, they’re actually quite annoying. Peas is there, too.





