Doktor Faux has flown off the deep-end (again) and continues his downward spiral into insanity. Has the job of weekly comedy-distiller FINALLY broken him? Peas shows up to discuss right-wing family values, broken links and it continues (once more) Into an episode of Chopping Block
“You’re gonna have to carry this one, peas!” Holy jumpin’ jeeperwinks; Fidd and Faux are recovering from two straight days of eating nothing but lunar regolith and popcorn. Peas wins a free trial-size box of Lucky Charms for being the millionth customer at the whites-only nail salon.
Doktor Faux runs out of toilet paper and must wipe his ass with his collection of defunct Chuck-E-Cheese tickets. Fidd elaborates on this week’s life hack: how to properly chill tampons for use on hot days.