Rev. Negative and Havedumbluck take over the HyperCOMM and hijack the entire show away while flogging Doktor Faux in a wet basement. Reverand peas fights for control before Scalpod, Caller23 and Katana plug in enough quarters to enable SMASH mode. Rev 80 apologizes.
In this episode, Fidd Chewley once again intentionally gets caught by “To Catch a Predator” in his ongoing investigation, “To Catch a Predator Catcher”, and you’ll NEVER BELIEVE the AGGRESSIVELY PREDICTABLE CONCLUSION!! Professional Hopscotch referee, Doktor Cosmac, joins the show halfway through to satisfy government-mandated psychological diversity requirements. Reverand [sic] peas [sic] delivers an overly-long, underly-cautious PSA. Fidd delivers a PSA of his own: if you don’t do drugs, then drugs will do YOU. Doktor Faux doesn’t understand either PSA and demands to be mansplained to. Peas defends his championship in our new game, “Is It a Band”. We hereby apologize to our sponsors for forgetting to mention them during the show AGAIN: Adderall PM, Johnson & Johnson Human Growth Hormone, and the Make-a-Wish Foundation (please don’t tell them I’m not terminally ill).
The Hypercube engineers convene on a Mexican-citrus based prevention system for Covid-19, L. Ron Hubbard was the original tiger king, and peas hauls the sorghum to the Las Vegas autonomous buffet zone.
