Reverand peas is suffering from the acquirement of a new used couch for the new Satellite Annex Facility 1-B (2-C). Peas knows a lot about getting sex in Nursing Homes, and answers your letters. DokFaux learns how to read live on the air and hosts White Knight Peas in a round of TRUTHACHE.
In another star-studded celebration of our moral and values, Time For The Show enjoys much more than just one hour of Reverand [sic] peas [sic]. Plenty of guest stars show up to play Is It a Band after Doktor Faux goes over Hypercube’s dwindling finances. Fidd shows up.
“You’re gonna have to carry this one, peas!” Holy jumpin’ jeeperwinks; Fidd and Faux are recovering from two straight days of eating nothing but lunar regolith and popcorn. Peas wins a free trial-size box of Lucky Charms for being the millionth customer at the whites-only nail salon.
Doktor Faux runs out of toilet paper and must wipe his ass with his collection of defunct Chuck-E-Cheese tickets. Fidd elaborates on this week’s life hack: how to properly chill tampons for use on hot days.
