Argus Faux
Argus Faux
Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.
http://timefortheshow.com

Related Articles
Episodes podcast timefortheshow

Ep 204: Holiday Hangovers

Posted on Author Argus Faux

Fidd and Faux have severe Holiday Hangovers
Episodes podcast timefortheshow

Ep 102: Fast and Furry-ous

Posted on Author Argus Faux

Doktor Faux is preparing for the coming Armageddon, so Chef Rutenberg and Caller 23 join him the studio for a night of solidarity. Rutenberg dicsusses upcoming plans for the band TTN and Doktor Faux shares his favorite fan-fictions of Sonic the Hedgehog.
Episodes podcast timefortheshow

Ep 77: Bobby

Posted on Author Argus Faux

Reverand [sic] peas [sic] is no longer allowed in the Fremont Children’s Clinic after he took too many Little Hugs Fruit Barrels from the mini-fridge behind the receptionist’s desk, but manages to squeeze himself (and his remaining tumors) into the first half of the show. Doktor Faux talks about how to better yourself through woodworking, and the show concludes with a broadcast of surveillance tapes from the Hypercube airlock featuring Fidd Chewley and the late Doctor Bobby Clock.

Leave a Reply