Is it a Band?

Starting with Episode 26 of Time for the Show, Fidd Chewley introduced a new game called “Is it a Band?”. Each week Fidd and several others like Scalpod, Doktor Cosmac and our Discord users would submit six ‘theoretical’ band-names. The hosts would then vote on whether or not the name belonged to a band that no-one simply had heard of.

The criteria for a band would be an online listing on sites like YouTube, Soundcloud, Myspace, Facebook etc… and it would need to be at least one person playing an instrument (no DJ’s, mash-ups, remixes).

Thanks to the tireless efforts of the OFFICIAL SHOW ARCHIVE SLAVE Scalpod, the scores and the band names from each episode have been documented!

NOT A BAND!

The following list contains all the names submitted to the game and were found to have no band attached to them. If you have a band 
with one of these names, please CONTACT us!

Band NameSubmitterEpisode No.
Fallen Golden ArchesScalpod1×50
Pinko Commie BastardsScalpod1×50
Machine Gun DivorceScalpod1×49
Meth MetalScalpod1×49
Placque Eyed BeesScalpod1×48
Damnation NavyScalpod1×48
Kraut ForceCosmac1×47
Kraut HoleCosmac1×47
Ex-PatriotCosmac 1×47
Beak ShearCosmac 1×47
Scrofulous Taint Cosmac1×46
The EmbarassadorsScalpod1×45
CrackhordeScalpod1×45
The Insecurity CouncilScalpod1×44
Civil Riots*Scalpod1×43
Meme-mawScalpod1×43
Gape Ape*Scalpod1×43
Organic ToxinsScalpod1×43
End Times SquareScalpod1×42
Mountain Don’tScalpod1×42
The Burlap UndergroundScalpod1×41
Jaco HomoScalpod1×41
Joe Dante’s InfernoScalpod1×41
The BoilmakersScalpod1×40
Priority Male ReviewScalpod1×40
Baroque Back Mountain RamblersScalpod1×40
Pink Hole LustScalpod1×40
Wood-Paneled EnnuiCosmac1×39
Satan’s LoofahCosmac1×39
The Nougat BabiesCosmac1×39
Clark AttackCosmac1×39
The Sovereign CitizensCosmac1×39
Midget SpinnerCosmac1×39
The Fried PenniesMarthartha1×38
HagwagonMarthartha 1×38
The AccidentonesMarthartha 1X38
Ceramic HamMarthartha 1×38
Sphincter PunchMarthartha 1×38
Titty DumpsterCosmac1×37
Dustin CobwebsCosmac1×37
CentipedophileCosmac1×36
Butterfly PissesDokFaux1×36
Bad TouchesCosmac1×36
Blood PipeCosmac1×36
Assholes and ElbowsCosmac1×36
The Clam DiversCosmac1×36
Faggot BrianRev801×35
The Dry WhistlesRev801×35
Ten Ton TurdRev801×35
Honey Doo DooRev801×35
Famous AnusRev801×35
Hangnail GunCosmac1×34
Satan’s CabbageCosmac1×34
Golfers Without BordersCosmac1×34
Chattertooth OrchestraCosmac1×34
Short StacksCosmac1×34
Paramour PastriesCosmac1×34
Cat Farts in the WindCosmac1×33
The WoztonesCosmac1×33
The Buttplug SurfersCosmac1×33
Sexual AneurysmCosmac1×32
Beans AkimboCosmac1×32
Moose Whisperer**Cosmac1×32
Lincoln and The LogsCosmac1×32
Dan Druff and The FlakesCosmac1×32
Chocolate MaltaDokFaux1×31
Bananas Foster the People**DokFaux1×31
Grape WhistleDokFaux1×31
Lonely BolognaDokFaux1×31
The GreasebacksDokFaux1×31
Creole EstateScalpod1×30
The Elastic Head Band (or Headband)Scalpod1×30
Snakeheads After MidnightScalpod1×30
Snakeheads Before MidnightScalpod1×30
The Guatemalan StrippersScalpod1×30
Henry’s Pet BadgerScalpod1×30
Sloppy MinutesScalpod1×30
Chance’s Second ChanceScalpod1×30
Garlic MilkScalpod1×29
Sheldon’s Egg BasketScalpod1×29
The Worthwhile EndeavorsScalpod1×29
Garry Shandling’s LipsScalpod1×29
Liquid ToothDokFaux1×28
Smeer the HearScalpod1×28
Satan’s BackwashScalpod1×28
The Lake Trout**Scalpod1×28
Einstein’s BagelScalpod1×28
The AutocorrectsFidd Chewley1×27
Mary’s PoppinFidd Chewley1×27
Fetal SmegmaFidd Chewley1×26
Couch Fire**Fidd Chewley1×26
The SoliloquiesFidd Chewley1×26
Round FiveFidd Chewley1×26
Kerosene DreamsFidd Chewley1×26

*These names may be a song or album title used by other artists
** Variations (such as possessive names or alternate spellings) of these names are bands