Doktor Faux slinks back into the studio after last week’s fiery fiasco to have a one-on-one, heart-to-heart, dashes-and-hyphens chat with Reverand peas. Most of the show discusses how we have progressed from “coming up with next week’s show” to “reviewing how bad the show is already”.
Hypercube’s power core is destabilized, and it’s up to Reverand peas to guide Doktor Faux throughout a nightmarish labyrinth filled with pepper spray, temp-agency demons, and a life-or-death game of Is It a Band.
You won’t believe how it ends!
Reverand [sic] peas [sic] is no longer allowed in the Fremont Children’s Clinic after he took too many Little Hugs Fruit Barrels from the mini-fridge behind the receptionist’s desk, but manages to squeeze himself (and his remaining tumors) into the first half of the show. Doktor Faux talks about how to better yourself through woodworking, and the show concludes with a broadcast of surveillance tapes from the Hypercube airlock featuring Fidd Chewley and the late Doctor Bobby Clock.
Doktor Faux returns to Hypercube, and to an empty HyperCOMM! Faux explores his inept ability to play video games, and ends up spending most of this episode trash-talking eight-year-olds on Team Fortnite 3. Doktor Cosmac arrives and encourages Doktor Faux to spare the virgin ears of today’s youth by playing Is It a Band with Caller23, Endika and YBDobbs.
Time for the Show and it’s Episode 75 which it’s another
Viewer Special. Thanks to FreeThinkRadio’s lead
cable-puller Dr. Ellis and lead cable-puller supervisor
Marthartha, a rerun was diverted by plugging the HyperCOMM
straight into the FreeThink transmitters. Doktor Faux was
unable to make it to the Hypercube Studio, due to it
only being mere hours after his offspring has joyously erupted
and splurged forth like so many landsquid before them.