Doktor Faux goes over the state of affairs for Hypercube Labs, announcements for the new year and a revelation that could only ever make things worse for himself, and everybody else. Fidd Chewley and Peas provided limited commentary.
“He who shits before he showers yet still wipes his ass is a fool.” — Book of Fidd, 2:73
For the THIRD week in a row, TIME FOR THE SHOW is rated the number one Canadian internet radio show in southeast Asian sweatshops! Jackie Robinson, the baseballist, does NOT make an appearance in this episode, but Reverand [sic] peas [sic], Doktor Faux, and Fidd Chewley manage to break the baseball color-barrier for the first time in the 21st century ALL BY THEMSELVES! We’re HEROES. This is the episode where Doktor Faux makes a polygraph machine question itself, Reverand [sic] peas [sic] lobbies for the rights of melted plastic army men, and Fidd Chewley promotes his new business — selling the unibrows of school bus drivers. This week’s episode is sponsored by Family Crest, the incestuous toothpaste.
Rev. Negative and Havedumbluck take over the HyperCOMM and hijack the entire show away while flogging Doktor Faux in a wet basement. Reverand peas fights for control before Scalpod, Caller23 and Katana plug in enough quarters to enable SMASH mode. Rev 80 apologizes.
