It’s 11 PM. The X-ists arrive at midnight to demolish Earth. You mailed your $30. Now get ordained, get “Bob’s” blessing, and get on that saucer before the clock runs out.
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Search for Slack
A free browser text adventure: wake up Pink, broke, and hunted. Solve absurd puzzles, die often, and chase Slack through Dobbstown before X-Day arrives. No stakes. All Slack.
Mondo Burger’s Smokestack Lightnin’ Competition Chili Recipe
Doktor Faux’s food truck chili, retired since 2013: RC Cola reduction, scorched tomato paste, and a habanero that doesn’t negotiate. Competition-grade heat. Not for the faint of gut.
The Mondo Burger Recipe: Doktor Faux’s SubGenius Compound Butter Smash Burger
A burger built in Hypercube Labs’ secret commissary: spiced compound butter, mayo-seared bun, zero moderation. Not healthy. Not reasonable. Engineered to be eaten the hell out of.
Liberal arrested for eating corn “suggestively” at County Fair
Hargrove looked like he might cry.They ended up in the back of Martinez’s cruiser, parked behind the 4-H building. Rowan sat eating the rest of the cob in tiny, virtuous bites while Hargrove stared straight ahead and breathed through his mouth like he was fighting nausea.