Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.
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Ep 77: Bobby

Reverand [sic] peas [sic] is no longer allowed in the Fremont Children’s Clinic after he took too many Little Hugs Fruit Barrels from the mini-fridge behind the receptionist’s desk, but manages to squeeze himself (and his remaining tumors) into the first half of the show. Doktor Faux talks about how to better yourself through woodworking, and the show concludes with a broadcast of surveillance tapes from the Hypercube airlock featuring Fidd Chewley and the late Doctor Bobby Clock.

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Ep 75: Viewer Special Ed.

Time for the Show and it’s Episode 75 which it’s another
Viewer Special. Thanks to FreeThinkRadio’s lead
cable-puller Dr. Ellis and lead cable-puller supervisor
Marthartha, a rerun was diverted by plugging the HyperCOMM
straight into the FreeThink transmitters. Doktor Faux was
unable to make it to the Hypercube Studio, due to it
only being mere hours after his offspring has joyously erupted
and splurged forth like so many landsquid before them.