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Mondo Burger’s Smokestack Lightnin’ Competition Chili Recipe
Doktor Faux’s food truck chili, retired since 2013: RC Cola reduction, scorched tomato paste, and a habanero that doesn’t negotiate. Competition-grade heat. Not for the faint of gut.
The Mondo Burger Recipe: Doktor Faux’s SubGenius Compound Butter Smash Burger
A burger built in Hypercube Labs’ secret commissary: spiced compound butter, mayo-seared bun, zero moderation. Not healthy. Not reasonable. Engineered to be eaten the hell out of.
Time for the Survey
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State of the Cube Address
Doktor Faux recaps the past few weeks as well as the coming plans for new episodes of Time for the Show.