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Las Vegas man found stuffed inside world’s largest miniature mason jar.

(TFTS) To anyone with love and respect for life: In New York there is a Japanese who sells bonsai-peas”. Sounds like fun huh? NOT! These animals are squeezed into a bottle. Their urine and feces are removed through probes. They feed them with a kind of tube. They feed them chemicals to keep their bones soft and flexible so the peas grow into the shape of the bottle. The peas will stay their as long as they live. They can’t walk or move or wash themselves. Bonsai-peas are becoming a fashion in New York and Asia.

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Argus Faux
Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.
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