(TFTS) To anyone with love and respect for life: In New York there is a Japanese who sells bonsai-peas”. Sounds like fun huh? NOT! These animals are squeezed into a bottle. Their urine and feces are removed through probes. They feed them with a kind of tube. They feed them chemicals to keep their bones soft and flexible so the peas grow into the shape of the bottle. The peas will stay their as long as they live. They can’t walk or move or wash themselves. Bonsai-peas are becoming a fashion in New York and Asia.
Recently, a group of community college two-year diploma shakers were hired on by a local pharmaceutical research firm to design new drugs for ailments ranging from depression to failing organs. When reached for comment, project manager Doctor Tack Bramnsonmann reached out for the team and stated,
The film opens with a vignette of babby sonic living on another planet full of murderous talking animals.
A talking owl reminds Sonic that “with great power comes great responsibility”, before
Sonic is hurled through a giant glowing cock ring to planet Erf
I’ll be honest, I really like the original Star Wars films. I grew up as only a minor-enthusiast of it, a few toys a couple t-shirts and copies of the first trilogy. It was the 90’s so a lot of the fandom was mainly 30-year-old neckbeards exchanging floppy disks of pictures of C-3PO’s spinning penis.