Argus Faux
Argus Faux
Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.
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Ep 125: Canal

Posted on Author Argus Faux

THIS IS IT!!! After months of preperation, Doktor Faux implements the TFTS Algorithm and the experiments begin. Reverand peas seals the door on the comedy-airlock and the two cram nearly three years worth of “on-air practice” like horseshoes in a boxing-glove and they hit the clock as HARD AS THEY CAN. Re-imagined, re-invented and re-birthed it’s… TIME FOR THE SHOW!!!
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Las Vegas man found stuffed inside world’s largest miniature mason jar.

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Their urine and feces are removed through probes. They feed them with a kind of tube. They feed them chemicals to keep their bones soft and flexible so the peas grow into the shape of the bottle.
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Time For The Show s1e25: Stop Me If You’ve Heard This Inside Joke Before

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It’s the EPISODE #25 CELEBRATION SPECTACULAR! Season 1 of this show is aiming to be one million episodes long, so we’re celebrating the fact that we only have 999,975 episodes left in this season! Our FORMER co-host, Reverand peas [sic], wanted to be a guest on his own show so badly that he QUIT HIS SHOW just so he could come back as a guest on it– and he did! Topics NOT covered in this episode: the 2017 Serbian presidential election, the reconciliation of Judeo-Christianity with The Church of Non-Gustatory Hydrostatism, cherry-flavored toilet paper, the over-use of hy-phens, and how to properly determine the gender of a Klein bottle (don’t assume my topology.

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