Argus Faux
Argus Faux
Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.
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Ep 219: RPM Special

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It’s REAL PEAS MOMENTS as Time for the Show takes over the rotating slot on Slack Radio. Closing out a quiet year for SHOW, Reverand peas [sic] takes the audience on a journey through the anals [sic] of time while Fidd Chewley and Doktor Faux discuss the importance of solidarity for the reproductive rights of the indigenous earthworm population. Hermaphrodites? I barely know them/they!
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Time for the Shill

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When I was a boy, I took a fondness towards the praying mantis. The way they would stand, unwavering against any terrain or element. These noble beasts reigned over lands, wetting their insatiable hunger they were inherently built to sustain. I picked one up once. It pinched my finger just a little bit. It scared […]
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Ep 42: My Other Penis is a Mercedes

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Doing show #3 material on show #42. Peas explains how to get even. Let’s cuss! Numbers make peas cough. Fidd bails peas out. Reverend Evan Stronge. Viewer mail (take one). Carrots’s nice letter to the mailman. Viewer mail (take two). Bed Bath & Beyond is secretly a titty bar.

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