Argus Faux
Argus Faux
Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.
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Ep 81: Bypass the Gnanker Valve

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In another star-studded celebration of our moral and values, Time For The Show enjoys much more than just one hour of Reverand [sic] peas [sic]. Plenty of guest stars show up to play Is It a Band after Doktor Faux goes over Hypercube’s dwindling finances. Fidd shows up.
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Ep 67: Fidd pro quo is no go

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This very special episode of Time For The Show is the last for Dr. Fidd Chewley. Peas explains how to Fun-Wash history. Five players for Is It A Band. Ask Peas drags on, as usual. Dr. Faux and Fidd hold a competition to see who has the more aggravating sound effects. Nothing was learned.
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Ep 97: Essence

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Caller 23 and Chef Gutenberg join Doktor Faux in the studio as Peas re-learns how to do radio. Faux asks peas about Koreans, things peas would say that would make others think he’s stoned and answers letters from the Hypercube mailbag. Faux introduces the SHOWCIETY points system. Peas discusses how he is a good racist, if not the best before ranting through a songbreak and then apologizing and leaving. Doktor Faux reads from the new CUBESPEAK booklet.

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