Argus Faux
Argus Faux
Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.
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Ep 73: X-Week PreTacular

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In this very special episode of Time For The Show, we celebrate X Day early! Come listen to all your favorite Subgenius songs. Also, Peas describe more sexy fantasies of his Jeep. Again.
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Ep 94: Blowout

Posted on Author Argus Faux

Danny Feedback and the Crack Rockers Officer Travoli and Sal Minelli crash into the Hypercube Studio and live up to their names as the control-panel erupts in a cacophony of noise and confusion. We sample the Divalution of Danny Feedback along with some secret songs from their past (provided from Joshua Rogers) and the triumphant return of on-air pissing (into a bucket!).

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Time For The Show s1e18: Sun-dried Backfat and YOU

Posted on Author Fidd Chewley

“You’re gonna have to carry this one, peas!” Holy jumpin’ jeeperwinks; Fidd and Faux are recovering from two straight days of eating nothing but lunar regolith and popcorn. Peas wins a free trial-size box of Lucky Charms for being the millionth customer at the whites-only nail salon.
Doktor Faux runs out of toilet paper and must wipe his ass with his collection of defunct Chuck-E-Cheese tickets. Fidd elaborates on this week’s life hack: how to properly chill tampons for use on hot days.

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