Argus Faux
Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.
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Ep 80: I Can’t Believe It’s Not Blasphemy
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Doktor Faux returns to Hypercube just in-time after returning his ten-year overdue copy of Steel Dawn to the Blockbuster Quick Drop. Reverand peas is super-excited that robo-peas will be replacing him on the show, and Caller 23 recites the fist 1,438 digits of Pi when some rambunctious asshole shows up and decides they should be on the show.
Ep 131: Theming
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Doktor Faux begs for money, peas agrees. Multiple guest hosts.
Ep 209: Fire Walk with Peas
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No one listens to this show, and this episode is PROOF! Leave a comment below telling us how you didn’t want to listen EITHER!






