https://media.blubrry.com/timefortheshow/archive.org/download/tfts-episode-157-040521/TFTS_Episode_142_122120.mp3 Podcast: Play in new window | Download Subscribe: Email | RSS December 20, 2020 “Time For The Show” – Episode 142 This episode originally livestreamed to www.YouTube.com/@HypercubeGO Mondays at 10PM ET SUBSCRIBE at http://www.TimeForTheShow.com Broadcast LIVE on http://www.FreethinkRadio.com HyperCOMM Discord: https://discord.hypercubego.com Patreon: https://patreon.com/hypercube A production of Hypercube Laboratory www.HypercubeGo.com
This week’s pennjillette is Doktor Legume! On this episode, the hosts have their white privilege called out by Doktor Legume. Doktor Faux trades his family’s cow for the last three Quaaludes in existence. Fidd Chewley’s weekly tip for non-hemophiliacs is how to de-scramble eggs WITHOUT selling your soul to Satan. Reverand [sic] peas [sic] introduces his new line of low-impact wiffledildoes.
HOLY SHIT, EVERYONE — IT’S TIME FOR THAT THING THEY CALL A “SHOW”! It’s Doktor/Engineer/Doktor Faux, Reverand [sic] peas [sic], and Fidd Chewley this week in their endless campaign to preserve endangered jokes from extinction! If we don’t tell these jokes, the WHO WILL?! We play our new game, “Is It a Band”. Dok Faux drops a MOAB on peas’s invented religion by showing that it was already invented. Fidd explains why bagpipe players get all the pus*y. The esoteric procedure & methodology of stirring hot dog food is expounded and elaborated upon. Faux’s other gallbladder is a Mercedes. Fidd resolves a long-standing philosophical impasse by explaining that bad things ONLY happen to good people because they’re good things when they happen to bad people. The benefits of faking cardiac arrest in front of your dog are explored. Now that you’ve read this entire episode description, you are no longer required to listen to the episode. Please delete it now.
