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Ep 208: Nuke Ukraine

Peas and Faux discuss the intricacies of non-binary chocolate candies while Fidd learns how to run the boards.

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Time for the Show 208: Nuke Ukraine
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For the past week, I have used the end of a wooden
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Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.
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