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Ep 208: Nuke Ukraine

Peas and Faux discuss the intricacies of non-binary chocolate candies while Fidd learns how to run the boards.

Time for the Show 208: Nuke Ukraine
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1// Dear Show,
Where do white women come from?

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2// Dear Show,
Several years ago, I had run out of toilet paper.
In frustration I threw a POP Vinyl collectable
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of tepid lemon water. However, the other day my cat,
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it off the counter where it shattered like it’s
predecessor. I threw out the old mirror pieces
years ago, and never bothered replacing it. I had
just been using the one piece for everything, like
shaving, pimple-popping and (of course) rectal examinations.
For the past week, I have used the end of a wooden
plumber’s helper handle, which does not have the
same effect. What can I do to remedy my situation?

Paperless in Peoria

3// Dear Show,
Why doesn’t that guy from C-SPAN
get a job?

Squibble O'Hanrahan of Nooseknot, Oregon

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Peas and Faux must appeal to Judge Fidd.
One must defend an idea, and the other must oppose.
EITHER: Continue to hold peas liable for charges from previous weeks

Pick one of Tonight’s Topics:

  • Nothing is gay if the balls don’t touch
  • The Annexation of Kansas City
  • Mandated cesarian births
  • florida man attacked ATM
  • pet fish uses credit card on Nintendo switch
  • Australian woman breaks world record in archery with her feet
  • Florida woman pulled from storm drain for third time
  • Miami man injured by falling iguana during outdoor yoga
  • TSA find an emotional support snake in luggage at Florida airport

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Argus Faux
Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.

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