Argus Faux
Argus Faux
Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.
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Ep 102: Fast and Furry-ous

Posted on Author Argus Faux

Doktor Faux is preparing for the coming Armageddon, so Chef Rutenberg and Caller 23 join him the studio for a night of solidarity. Rutenberg dicsusses upcoming plans for the band TTN and Doktor Faux shares his favorite fan-fictions of Sonic the Hedgehog.
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Time for the Show 1×59: Quiefing for Allah

Posted on Author Fidd Chewley

“… and thus the imperative which refers to the choice of means to one’s own happiness, that is, the precept of Time for the Show, is always hypothetical; the action is not commanded absolutely, but only as the means to another purpose, especially when ipecac syrup is not available.” — Immanuel Kant
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Time for the Show 1×33: Don’t Bread on Me

Posted on Author Fidd Chewley

This one is ROUGH. Fidd and Faux are in a post-peas-problem state and struggle to rally for the show. Fortunately, Langford the Lungist calls in to explain why vaping M&Ms is better for you than smoking them. In addition to the Kenny Floyd award, Peas earns a platinum XBox achievement for stepping on 100% of Fidd’s jokes. Dok Cosmac jumps into the HyperCOMM to officiate our new game: “Is It A Band”. Scalpod gets jealous and accuses Cosmac of being a douchejockey. HMFIC of FTR, Dr Ellis, unveils the new Fidd Chewley fashion action playset. Overall, this one SUCKS! Enjoy.

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