Argus Faux
Argus Faux
Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.
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Ep 97: Essence

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Caller 23 and Chef Gutenberg join Doktor Faux in the studio as Peas re-learns how to do radio. Faux asks peas about Koreans, things peas would say that would make others think he’s stoned and answers letters from the Hypercube mailbag. Faux introduces the SHOWCIETY points system. Peas discusses how he is a good racist, if not the best before ranting through a songbreak and then apologizing and leaving. Doktor Faux reads from the new CUBESPEAK booklet.
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Time For The Show s1e09: When Life Gives You Peas

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http://media.blubrry.com/timefortheshow/p/hypercubelaboratory.com/podcasts/0109TFTS20180302.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Google Podcasts | Stitcher | Email | TuneIn | RSS | MoreIn this special FRIDAY-NIGHT episode of Time For The Show, the “safe-harbor” rule is thrown out and the SWEARS and CUSSES come FULL SWING! Faux takes a backseat as Engineer while Fidd and Peas […]
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Ep 115: Phoning It In

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Doktor Faux is once again alone in the studio, now under the full effect of the outside world’s quarantine. Caller23 dials in to keep the show moving somehow, and the two slowly (very) discover a more efficient way to synthesize peasium from the comedy-waves being generated.

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