Doktor Faux rents a truck and blocks the far-right shoulder to Atlanta (America’s Ottawa). Reverand [sic] peas [sic] searches for the lost ingredient in Tim Horton’s Fable Leaf Mochachino. Fidd might show up.
“You’re gonna have to carry this one, peas!” Holy jumpin’ jeeperwinks; Fidd and Faux are recovering from two straight days of eating nothing but lunar regolith and popcorn. Peas wins a free trial-size box of Lucky Charms for being the millionth customer at the whites-only nail salon.
Doktor Faux runs out of toilet paper and must wipe his ass with his collection of defunct Chuck-E-Cheese tickets. Fidd elaborates on this week’s life hack: how to properly chill tampons for use on hot days.
The Hypercube engineers convene on a Mexican-citrus based prevention system for Covid-19, L. Ron Hubbard was the original tiger king, and peas hauls the sorghum to the Las Vegas autonomous buffet zone.
