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Episode 18: Candle Salesman’s Dilemma

“You’re gonna have to carry this one, peas!” Holy jumpin’ jeeperwinks; Fidd and Faux are recovering from two straight days of eating nothing but lunar regolith and popcorn. Peas wins a free trial-size box of Lucky Charms for being the millionth customer at the whites-only nail salon. Doktor Faux runs out of toilet paper and must wipe his ass with his collection of defunct Chuck-E-Cheese tickets. Fidd elaborates on this week’s life hack: how to properly chill tampons for use on hot days

Episode 17: Benefits of a Rifled Urethra

This week’s pennjillette is Reverend Couchsloth, who joins in the second half of the show to confirm Fidd’s spiritual diagnosis. Reverand [sic] peas [sic] can’t seem to stop talking about how tort reform will affect NASA. Doktor Faux blows bubbles into the microphone in an attempt to appeal to our five-to-nine-year-old demographic. Fidd looks into the show code and discovers that robot nipples are programmed to twist themselves. The unacceptable truth that the End Times of every religion have ALREADY HAPPENED on the SAME DATE IN THE PAST is revealed. All listeners to this episode will have the overdue balances Blockbuster accounts WIPED CLEAN. You’re welcome.

Episode 16: Legume

This week’s pennjillette is Doktor Legume! On this episode, the hosts have their white privilege called out by Doktor Legume. Doktor Faux trades his family’s cow for the last three Quaaludes in existence. Fidd Chewley’s weekly tip for non-hemophiliacs is how to de-scramble eggs WITHOUT selling your soul to Satan. Reverand [sic] peas [sic] introduces his new line of low-impact wiffledildoes.

Episode 15: Caller 23 and Me

The sound sucked on the last show suck’d, so here’s a bunch of pre-recorded stuff edited together into some kind of show-like conflagration! In this, the most un-lost-est of episodes, our pennjillette is Reverend Caller 23, in the studio for gardening tips and best practices regarding the storage of coin polish. reverand [sic] peas [sic] had a bad day and subsequently fades in and out of a Discord coma. Doktor Faux explains the perils of non-standard jar threading. Fidd Chewley offers his patented Do’s-and-Dont’s regarding false memory implantation. Listen to this episode seven times in a row and win an ice cube tray full of George Wasington Memorial Toothpaste!

Episode 14: Cat Feather

This week’s pennjillette is Cat Feather. Fidd can’t correctly tune his duduk, so he purposefuly sneezes on Faux’s ant farm in frustration. peas [sic] attempts to do good radio; he is immediately corrected and punished by Faux and Fidd. Co-solipsists, Dok Cosmac and Not-That-Bob Dapper, join the show in the second hour, but soon run home crying to their mommies and TELLING ON US! By the end of the show, Penitent Man is once again the only one who passes. Leave a voicemail: 1-234-REV-FAUX See Cat Feather’s art: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MEATPASTRIES Get your future logic developed at the Future Logic Development Corporation: www.FLDevCorp.com

Episode 12: Green Room

The whole point of doing the show live is to AVOID HAVING TO EDIT, but Fidd and Faux had to be in the OTHER studio during showtime this week, so we committed the ultimate Time for the Show sin by PRE-RECORDING A SHOW! That’s right, for the first time ever, this episode is actually a pre-prepared show, which gave us the chance to do things somewhat differently than usual, namely the inclusion of some prank calls by Faux and Fidd. The usual peas/Fidd/Faux circle-jerk was recorded the night before, much later than we normally do the show live, which explains why peas was DRUNK from minute one and passes out before the session is over. PEAS IS DRUNK ON THIS EPISODE, but it’s okay; he felt really bad about it the next morning and apologized to me and told me not to make a big deal about it.

Episode 11: Scrotal Furculum

Fidd and Faux only have a few hours to bill to the show, so Peas joins them and special guest Reverend Caller who has somehow gained access to the main gate at Hypercube Labs. It only takes a few minutes, but the guys over-come the shadow of the ECHO-FIDD before tearing off onto how Peas is simultaneously the BEST internet-radio-broadcaster in the Tri-Country area AND the SECOND-BEST as well!

Episode 10: Riley’d Up

The show returns to it’s normal Monday-night slot with the guys holding hands and singing songs. Special guest Riley Mix of Anti-Social Engineering joins the first hour, and tells us how his co-host is pee-shy when not in the special fortified bathroom. The guys then learn about “locking” the room behind them before going LIVE on the air, then Cosmac joins in on Hour 2 to update on X-Day: The Game: The Demo

Episode 09: Cape Fear

In this special FRIDAY-NIGHT episode of Time For The Show, the “safe-harbor” rule is thrown out and the SWEARS and CUSSES come FULL SWING! Faux takes a backseat as Engineer while Fidd and Peas discuss the weird world of today with (now back at home FROM Hypercube) Reverend 80. Faux unplugs Peas’ mic causing quite a stir in the studio!

Episode 08: Video Blame

Faux, peas, and Fidd get the band back together just in time for the local high school’s Battle of the Podcasts. Dok Cosmac returns with a thumbtack in his shoe to talk about X-Day: The Video Game: The Demo. Fidd’s license to dock in the safe harbor is revoked. In the second hour, the show is INVADED by the most guests so far: Aster6, Dok Ellis, Apostasy X Fnord, Rev Couchsloth, Reverend Caller 23, Cat Feather.