This week’s pennjillette is Doktor Legume! On this episode, the hosts have their white privilege called out by Doktor Legume. Doktor Faux trades his family’s cow for the last three Quaaludes in existence. Fidd Chewley’s weekly tip for non-hemophiliacs is how to de-scramble eggs WITHOUT selling your soul to Satan. Reverand [sic] peas [sic] introduces his new line of low-impact wiffledildoes.
Things begin changing in the Lab, but peas doesn’t show up! Cosmac lends Doktor Faux a hand in attempting to make “good” radio. Piddlywibblesâ„¢ discusses the history of video-games.
Wiping the dust off the console, Doktor Faux returns after dying the previous week to discuss with reverand peas the importance of watching Ernest. Colonel Fridgelord, Scalpod and Caller23 help peas to learn about how he is unique and a fond individual who is valued, cherished and appreciated.