Argus Faux
Argus Faux
Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.
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Blockflustered: Sonic: The Hedgehog: The Movie

Posted on Author Argus Faux

The film opens with a vignette of babby sonic living on another planet full of murderous talking animals.
A talking owl reminds Sonic that “with great power comes great responsibility”, before
Sonic is hurled through a giant glowing cock ring to planet Erf
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Ep 4: Fidd Chewley Memorial Service

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https://media.blubrry.com/timefortheshow/archive.org/download/0104-tfts-20180122/0104TFTS20180122.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Email | RSSAfter the news breaks that Fidd Chewley is dead, peas and Faux plan on how they are going to run the show. They end up opening up the HyperCOMM 30 minutes earlier than usual and end up talking  to “Bob”. Time For The Show Season One […]
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Ep 77: Bobby

Posted on Author Argus Faux

Reverand [sic] peas [sic] is no longer allowed in the Fremont Children’s Clinic after he took too many Little Hugs Fruit Barrels from the mini-fridge behind the receptionist’s desk, but manages to squeeze himself (and his remaining tumors) into the first half of the show. Doktor Faux talks about how to better yourself through woodworking, and the show concludes with a broadcast of surveillance tapes from the Hypercube airlock featuring Fidd Chewley and the late Doctor Bobby Clock.

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