Argus Faux
Argus Faux
Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.
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Time For The Show s1e01: New Year, Old Jokes

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The first time for the show of the year! The guys go over the Patreon levels, and Peas’ TRUE role in the show. Faux discusses
Catfish Joe and his legacy in American literature. Fidd tries to sell Peas a donor package, meanwhile Reverend Caller 23 calls
in to discuss where sunburns come from?
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Blockflustered: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

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Everyone loves a sequel, especially when that sequel comes out twenty-three years after the original. If you haven’t seen the original film, it is about a magic board game that turns the lives of a few kids upside-down by turning their house into a jungle. It’s basically Home Alone with animals, as couches are shredded by lions and cars are stomped by elephants all-the-while Robin Williams plays a character who was trapped in the game decades prior and is now loose in the house and possibly rubbing his hairy person all over a shelf of Disney-themed knick-knacks.
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Stupid-idiot scientists can’t even admit they are dumb morons.

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Recently, a group of community college two-year diploma shakers were hired on by a local pharmaceutical research firm to design new drugs for ailments ranging from depression to failing organs. When reached for comment, project manager Doctor Tack Bramnsonmann reached out for the team and stated,

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