Argus Faux
Argus Faux
Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.
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Ep 136: Lost Episode 1

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Android | Email | RSSThis previously lost episode was originally broadcast live onto FreeThinkRadio.com on November 2, 2020 and was never edited or put into the RSS feed. Nearly five years later, during the Time for the Show archiving effort by Doktor Faux, this episode has been uploaded […]
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Ep 99: Inevitable Futility

Posted on Author Argus Faux

A snuggly evening with Caller 23 and peas. The gang plays “Pokemon or Prescription Medication”, Doktor Faux proposes being the first person to die on the moon.
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Ep 17: Benefits of a Rifled Urethra

Posted on Author Fidd Chewley

This week’s pennjillette is Reverend Couchsloth, who joins in the second half of the show to confirm Fidd’s spiritual diagnosis. Reverand [sic] peas [sic] can’t seem to stop talking about how tort reform will affect NASA. Doktor Faux blows bubbles into the microphone in an attempt to appeal to our five-to-nine-year-old demographic. Fidd looks into the show code and discovers that robot nipples are programmed to twist themselves. The unacceptable truth that the End Times of every religion have ALREADY HAPPENED on the SAME DATE IN THE PAST is revealed. All listeners to this episode will have the overdue balances Blockbuster accounts WIPED CLEAN. You’re welcome.

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