Argus Faux
Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.
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Ep 65: Fight! Fight! Fight!
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The gang discusses the Sam Stuttler PPV fight. Fidd doesn’t comment on his flame war with John MacAfee. Peas, played by Caller, disses Caller as Peas. The actual Peas shows up to apologize.
Ep 213: Dilbert Does Dallas
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Showrogan throws the pasketti at the wall and the showbois grab their cherry-picking sticks. Peas leads a conversation about race-relations, after reminding us he has friends who aren’t white, in response to the recent diatribe by Dilbert creator Scott Adams. The hosts also banter shortly about media-bias comments by Elon Musk and Woody Harrelson.
Ep. 189 “CONVOY!”
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Doktor Faux rents a truck and blocks the far-right shoulder to Atlanta (America’s Ottawa). Reverand [sic] peas [sic] searches for the lost ingredient in Tim Horton’s Fable Leaf Mochachino. Fidd might show up.






