Argus Faux
Argus Faux
Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.
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Ep 45: Divine Excuse Powerplay

Posted on Author Argus Faux

Fidd Chewley is calling in from Tampax again, which results in the show being mostly unlistenable (so on-par) . In this super-condensed episode the guys turn blind eyes which results in peas achieving his first “solid” erection as he goes on to tell Fidd how good his blind-eye was for the rest of the show.
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Ep 221: Penny For Your Thot

Posted on Author Argus Faux

The boys read a letter about earthworm listening habits. After the weekly rhetoric of negativity, they play a round of Rather Wringers involving body odor, search histories and being funny in Mesa, Arizona. The show closes with Proving Grounds with headlines involving Italian anarchists, killer comedians and California Highway Patrol.
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Ep 18: Sun-dried Backfat and YOU

Posted on Author Fidd Chewley

“You’re gonna have to carry this one, peas!” Holy jumpin’ jeeperwinks; Fidd and Faux are recovering from two straight days of eating nothing but lunar regolith and popcorn. Peas wins a free trial-size box of Lucky Charms for being the millionth customer at the whites-only nail salon.
Doktor Faux runs out of toilet paper and must wipe his ass with his collection of defunct Chuck-E-Cheese tickets. Fidd elaborates on this week’s life hack: how to properly chill tampons for use on hot days.

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