Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.
This week, Reverand peas provides a slew of tips for the budding narcotics entrepreneur, some ‘interesting’ facts about birds andthe “real science” behind the flat earth while Chef Rutenberg auditions for his role as a new Jeff Dunham puppet. Caller 23 agrees with Doktor Faux that his jokes are p good tonight, and then Joshua Rogers bursts out of the floorpanels and joins the show before peas leaves to do something else and dodging Joshua’s demand for his Triology Soap gift pack.
peas introduces Scoop McNewsgui, then introduces him again, and again, then the show attempts to start, then peas introduces Scoop McNewsgui. The hosts lie about how good the show is going to be, then peas introduces his new character, Scoop McNewsgui. After playing the first song of the show, “20th Century Newsgui” by The Scoops, peas workshops a new character and names him “Scoop McNewsgui”. The Blind Eye Segment turns out to be good, but it could’ve been better if it’d included some kind of reference to Scoop McNewsgui. Week 3 of Is It a Band is played, and Christ be damned if Scoop McNewsgui doesn’t join the show for the live post-game report. In the second half, peas comes out of nowhere with a hot new idea: a Slavic character named “Scoop McNewsgui”, an offering which single-handedly saves the show — not just for THIS episode, but for perpetuity in all possible universes. As usual, peas apologizes for the show at the end of the show, but somehow forgets to apologize for inventing Scoop McNewsgui. This episode is best listened-to with earplugs.
In this very special episode of Time For The Show, Peas once again graces the audiences’ ear holes with his disembodied presence. There’s a little bit of talking, a little bit of crying, and a whole lot of laughing when we find out that he paid $22K for a USED Jeep!
