Argus Faux
Argus Faux
Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.
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Ep 105: Snark

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Tensions are high as the quarantine-fields lower over Hypercube for the first night. Feeling the tension, Doktor Faux is isolated in the studio and peas is nowhere to be heard from. Doktor Cosmac jumps in to aid Faux from the HyperCOMM and Trenchie has a few songs for the show. Rev Negative and havedumbluck arrive in time to demolish the intellectual process in proving grounds and Scalpod hosts Is It a Band?
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Ep 106: Coronado

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Doktor Faux introduces peas to Quarantainment™ and grills him about his debts to society. Faux and peas debate the Olympics, promote Triology Soaps as PPE and peas regails us with military tales before arguing about how to properly shoot fish in a barrel. Peas cries about being blocked by R Crumb. Scalpod discusses true friendship. The gang plays the first round of Truthache, peas argues for clean sinuses and Faux reviews “Richard Jewell”.
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Ep 80: I Can’t Believe It’s Not Blasphemy

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Doktor Faux returns to Hypercube just in-time after returning his ten-year overdue copy of Steel Dawn to the Blockbuster Quick Drop. Reverand peas is super-excited that robo-peas will be replacing him on the show, and Caller 23 recites the fist 1,438 digits of Pi when some rambunctious asshole shows up and decides they should be on the show.

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