Argus Faux
Argus Faux
Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.
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Time for the Show 1×31: The Flaming Tampon of Jesus Espinoza Christ

Posted on Author Fidd Chewley

You are going to SHIT YOUR FACE when you hear this episode. This week’s magic phrase is “Nariff Nariff Barungaroo”. Doktor/Engineer/Doktor Faux is running the show from Hypercube HQ all by his lonesome while Fidd Chewley calls in from Tampa and Reverand [sic] peas [sic] calls in from his desert hidey-hole. The hosts attempt to play a new game, “That’s Racist”, but peas has to be a crybaby about the rules, so the game is abandoned in favor of the tried-and-true game, “Is It a Band”. The militantism of tennis ball-boys and executive chefs is explained. Fidd Chewley wins the Kenny Floyd Memorial Award for most drunken podcruster. The entire second hour of the show is spent speculating on what kind of dress what’s-her-tits is going to wear to the royal wedding.
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Time For The Show s1e23: We R Radio Professionalizationists

Posted on Author Fidd Chewley

This week’s pennjillettes are Reverend Couchsloth, Dok Cosmac, Cat Feather, and Cat Feather’s DAD, who joins the show during the Blind Eye segment just to turn his to peas.
King Engineer Doktor Faux DIDN’T PUSH “RECORD” until the second hour, so this podcast episode is only the second hour of our usual two-hour live show on Free Think Radio Dot Com. The first hour is LOST FOREVER unless you were listening to the live broadcast. This week: Are gay alligators underrepresented in congress? What would have happened if Jack would have snorted one of those magic beans? THE CULMINATION OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE HEREUNTOFORTH IS CONTAINED WITHIN THIS EPISODE!!
LISTEN ALL THE WAY UNTIL THE END TO RECEIVE A COUPON FOR ADDERALL!! We are incredibly professional at doing shows.
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Time for the Show 1×61: Perchance to Pustulate

Posted on Author Fidd Chewley

Potassium chloride does not prevent erections.

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