In part two of episode 85, Doktor Faux and returning Hypercube contributor Doktor Purge return to the Studio after an evening of laughing hysterically in the other room. Reverand peas and Cosmac join in a block-table discussion about trans-rights, identity and the purpose of self. No, really, they do.
HOLY SHIT, EVERYONE — IT’S TIME FOR THAT THING THEY CALL A “SHOW”! It’s Doktor/Engineer/Doktor Faux, Reverand [sic] peas [sic], and Fidd Chewley this week in their endless campaign to preserve endangered jokes from extinction! If we don’t tell these jokes, the WHO WILL?! We play our new game, “Is It a Band”. Dok Faux drops a MOAB on peas’s invented religion by showing that it was already invented. Fidd explains why bagpipe players get all the pus*y. The esoteric procedure & methodology of stirring hot dog food is expounded and elaborated upon. Faux’s other gallbladder is a Mercedes. Fidd resolves a long-standing philosophical impasse by explaining that bad things ONLY happen to good people because they’re good things when they happen to bad people. The benefits of faking cardiac arrest in front of your dog are explored. Now that you’ve read this entire episode description, you are no longer required to listen to the episode. Please delete it now.
The HyperCOMM is blown-into billions of microfragments after exploding during the SubGenius X-Day broadcasting bonanza. Dok Faux is able to patch Reverand peas in to the Showboard, which results in one of the finest moments in comedy history. Peas attempts to host the show solo for about 90 minutes, as Doktor Faux cackles in the background (unheard by peas). Doktor Trench fixes everything then hosts one of the last games Is It a Band?
