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The iron-fisted leaders of FreeThinkRadio.com, Marthartha and Dr. Ellis, play peas’s surrogates as Fidd fills the BG channel with copyrighted music. Faux is there, too.
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[8:40 PM]
Time for the Show 203
TFTS Relay 1-2-1-9-2-2
“Happy Birthday Aster Six”
- Mic OFF
Intro – Theme Song by Rubix Pube - Mic ON
- Show Welcome: TFTS Relay 1-2-1-9-2-2,
Join HyperCOMM at discord.timefortheshow.com - CubeNews –
How Far Behind is Doktor Faux? (Answer: VERY) - Peas-O Box –
1// If you shit yourself in an office cubicle,
what is the best way to escape? (urgent answer needed)
clam bakely of soft richardson, virginia
2// Should I tell my parents that I’m adopted?
Tom Paruse Los Frijoles, New Mexico
3// Why does Donald Duck wear a towel
when he comes out of the shower when he
doesn’t usually wear any pants?
Joe Barbara of Encino, California
- Blind Eyes –
- PAID COPY –
- You’ve tried Stand-Up, and bombed.
Your sketch group have all gone to rehab.
You can’t get through a knock-knock joke
without someone doing a bit about
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Learn how to circumnavigate quote “traditional
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Participants in this program are
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- SUBGENIUS COURT –
Peas and Faux must appeal to Judge Fidd.
One must defend an idea, and the other must oppose.
Tonight’s Topics: - The reintroduction of indentured servitude in the West
- Statutory Vape Laws (vaping in areas only designated as “non-smoking”)
- The Annexation of Kansas City
- PROVING GROUNDS –
World’s largest Lego menorah assembled in Tel Aviv
Warthog runs into butcher shop in South Africa
Iranian man named world’s shortest at 2 feet, 1.6 inches
Idaho man folds 31 T-shirts in 1 minute for world record
Deputy dressed as Grinch gives onions to speeding drivers
Alabama women convicted for feeding, trapping stray cats
German police seek help in solving bull sperm heist
Ripley’s Believe It Or Not museum to close in Atlantic City
NYC seeks hands-on leader in anti-rodent fight
Golfer bit off man’s nose in argument over game
“Time For The Show” –
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