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Ep 202: The New First Episode

Fidd Chewley activates the Pylon Network and learns how to engineer the show LIVE. Reverand [sic] peas [sic] joins Doktor Faux in reveling in how accomplished they feel, despite the year’s shortcomings. It’s a CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!

Time for the Show Ep. 202 The “Let’s Make a Christmas Special” Special

In this episode, Fidd Chewley has hijacked the previously scheduled re-run of a classic TFTS episode in order to convince peas to write bits for the 2022 Supersphere Holidaymas Festacular. He has also locked Dr. Faux out of the SHOW console and forcing him to play along as the “co-host” in order to regain access.
Set: Intro (New theme song by Rubix Pube)
Welcome – Hosted by Fidd Chewley
Fidd instructs peas to write bits for the special
Peas-O Box (Hypercube Labs PO Box 4304 Winter Park, FL 32793)
1/ Dear Peas, How come my hands still smell like shit even after I wash them with Triology Soap? Alabaster Crumbwell of Hangnail, Indiana
2/Dear Peas, Do lesbians eat vegetables? Urethra Franklin from Queef, New Mexico
3/Dear Peas, My teenage daughter cuts herself for attention? How do I get her to stop? John Hinckley Junior, JR. of Wetback, Alabama
==Check-in with Peas bout bits==
All I Want For Xistlessmas Is Two Blind Eyes – Each host must give two blind eyes
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SUBGENIUS COURT – Peas and Faux must appeal to Judge Fidd. One must defend an idea, and the other must oppose. Tonight’s Topics: – The reintroduction of indentured servitude in the West – Statutory Vape Laws (vaping in areas only designated as “non-smoking”) – The Annexation of Kansas City – Check with peas about bits –
PROVING GROUNDS – – Rattlesnake found in ball dispenser at Arizona driving range – California girl issued an official license to keep a pet unicorn – Malaysian puzzle solver breaks Mr. Potato Head world record – Iguana wanders into Florida substation, causes ‘large scale outage’ – More than 900 Santas participate in 13th annual run in Germany – Dog accidentally sent through X-ray tunnel at Wisconsin airport – Blind horse breaks three Guinness World Records in Oregon – The French baguette gets UN world heritage status – ‘Gaslighting’ is Merriam-Webster’s word of the year for 2022 – Thai temple left without any monks after they all fail drug tests –
Peas’ Apologies –

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Argus Faux
Argus Faux
Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.

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