Doktor Faux wants to hunt cryptids with peas on Skinflute Ranch, Caller23 explains the multidimensional state of Florida. Peas wants to go the desert with Faux because he doesn’t like X-Day. Peas mentions “Lady Ghostbusters”, Doktor Faux compares Citizen Kane to Sonic the Hedgehog
Peas is late to the show, and Doktor Faux suggests there is a “script”. Faux begins his downward spiral for the next few shows as he falls victim to mass-media manipulation. Peas talks about pee-pee, and cusses.
Doktor Faux introduces peas to Quarantainment™ and grills him about his debts to society. Faux and peas debate the Olympics, promote Triology Soaps as PPE and peas regails us with military tales before arguing about how to properly shoot fish in a barrel. Peas cries about being blocked by R Crumb. Scalpod discusses true friendship. The gang plays the first round of Truthache, peas argues for clean sinuses and Faux reviews “Richard Jewell”.
Doktor Faux continually berates peas and fills time. Peas answers the mailbag and then attempts to sell drugs and describes his animosity towards the Chinese (it is not fear). Caller23 takes peas to town during Proving Grounds, then reads She-Ra fanficiton with music by Doktor Faux. You can skip this one.
This week, Reverand peas provides a slew of tips for the budding narcotics entrepreneur, some ‘interesting’ facts about birds andthe “real science” behind the flat earth while Chef Rutenberg auditions for his role as a new Jeff Dunham puppet. Caller 23 agrees with Doktor Faux that his jokes are p good tonight, and then Joshua Rogers bursts out of the floorpanels and joins the show before peas leaves to do something else and dodging Joshua’s demand for his Triology Soap gift pack.