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Ep 214: Po’folk Northern Railway

The guys derail one topic after another about Choo-Choos and America’s new Pittsburgh, the state of Ohio. Fidd tells us about our new sponsor McApathy, and we catch up with the hosts before peas tells us how talented and handsome Chris Rock is. Faux makes a joke about Roots.

Time for the Show 214: Po'folk Northern Railway
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Oh dear listener, do beware
For what you're about to hear is rare
A show so chaotic, so absurd
Your mind will ache, your ears disturbed

Segment 1: Blind Eyes
Each host reveals their personal Blind Eye for the week.
Fidd, you can explain the blind eye segment, then ask your co-hosts.

Segment 2: Peas-O Box
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Are there any you would recommend to get even with an evil pigeon?
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Mail 2: Showrogan Generated
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I am a big fan of your show, but I have a question 
that I need your help with. Last week, you were talking 
about something called "Saturday Night Palsy" and I don't 
understand what that is. Is it a new dance move or a game? 
I tried to ask my mom and dad, but they didn't know either. 
Can you please explain it to me in simple words so that 
I can understand it better?
Thank you so much for your help.
Bunky McFunky of Looneyville

Segment 3: Culture Schlock
Discuss the hosts’ commentary on various aspects of current events. 
This week’s topic is Choo-Choo Trains.
Topic Details: Norfolk Southern Third Derailment (FROM CNBC)
Hours after a 28-car Norfolk Southern train derailed 
Saturday in Springfield, Ohio — the third incident for 
the freight railroad in just over a month, including the 
toxic disaster in East Palestine, Ohio — internal emails 
show railroad officials making broad safety adjustments 
for rail cars.

Additional Details: Florida Brightline (Wikipedia)
Brightline is currently the only privately owned and operated 
intercity passenger railroad in the United States. Its development 
started in March 2012 as All Aboard Florida by Florida East Coast 
Industries, a Florida real estate developer owned by Fortress 
Investment Group. Construction began in November 2014 and the 
route opened in January 2018. An extension from West Palm Beach 
to Orlando International Airport is expected to open in the 
second quarter of 2023, with additional stops being planned.

More Additional Details: Greece Train Mass-Murder (AP News)
A stationmaster accused of causing Greece’s deadliest train 
disaster was charged with negligent homicide and jailed pending 
trial Sunday, while Prime Minister Kyriakos Mitsotakis apologized 
for any responsibility Greece’s government may bear for the tragedy.
The 59-year-old stationmaster allegedly directed the two trains 
traveling in opposite directions onto the same track. He spent 7 1/2 
hours Sunday testifying about the events leading up to the crash 
before he was charged and ordered held.
At least 57 people, many of them in their teens and 20s, were killed 
when a northbound passenger train and a southbound freight train 
collided late Tuesday north of the city of Larissa, in central Greece.

Segment 4: Paid Copy
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Segment 5: Hostshit
Go around the hosts and see what they were up to since the last show.

Segment 6: Influenzacers
Talk about people recently in the spotlight.
This week's persons of note include:
Mayor Lori Lightfoot is the current mayor of Chicago, Illinois. 
She was elected as the city's mayor in April 2019, becoming the 
first black woman and first openly gay person to hold the position. 
Prior to serving as mayor, Lightfoot held various positions within the 
city's government and also worked in private legal practice. As mayor, 
Lightfoot has focused on issues such as public safety, education, and 
economic development, and has implemented various reforms aimed at 
improving transparency and accountability in city government.

Chris Rock is an American comedian, actor, writer, producer, and director. 
He first gained national recognition in the early 1990s as a cast member 
on the popular sketch comedy series "Saturday Night Live." He went on to 
become one of the biggest names in stand-up comedy, known for his sharp 
social commentary and provocative humor. Rock has also appeared in a number 
of successful films, including "Grown Ups," "Madagascar," and "The Longest Yard," 
and has received numerous awards for his work, including four Emmy Awards and 
three Grammy Awards.

A "Disney adult" is a term used to describe an adult fan of Disney movies, 
theme parks, and merchandise. These individuals may be particularly enthusiastic 
about all things Disney and may incorporate Disney-related items and experiences 
into their everyday lives. The term is often used in a lighthearted or humorous way, 
but can also be used in a derogatory or dismissive manner to suggest that the 
individual is immature or overly fixated on childish things.

Segment 7: Shout-Outs
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Segment 8: Peas Apologies
The traditional ending segment, where Peas recaps the episode 
and apologizes for it in his own unique way. 

As the sun sets on another day, 
And we bid farewell to the airwaves' fray, 
We pause to reflect on all we've learned, 
All the wisdom and humor we've earned.

From the depths of our minds we've dredged, 
The absurd, the strange, the unalleged, 
And we've shared it all with you, our friends, 
As the show comes to an end.
But fear not, for we'll be back, 
With more tales of the bizarre and abstract, 
More rants and raves and ridiculousness, 
As we explore the human consciousness.
So until next time, stay weird and wild, 
Embrace the madness, let your mind run wild, 
And remember, above all else, Don't think - just be yourself.

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Argus Faux
Argus Faux
Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.

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