Argus Faux
Argus Faux
Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.
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Time For The Show s1e03: Philo Drummond

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http://media.blubrry.com/timefortheshow/hypercubelaboratory.com/podcasts/0103TFTS20180115.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Google Podcasts | Stitcher | Email | TuneIn | RSS | MoreSubGenius Overman Philo Drummond joins good ol’ Kentucky Peas on an in depth discussion of mint juleps and horse racing while Fidd and Faux whisper quietly into hidden microphones. Time For The Show Season One – Episode […]
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Time For The Show s1e18: Sun-dried Backfat and YOU

Posted on Author Fidd Chewley

“You’re gonna have to carry this one, peas!” Holy jumpin’ jeeperwinks; Fidd and Faux are recovering from two straight days of eating nothing but lunar regolith and popcorn. Peas wins a free trial-size box of Lucky Charms for being the millionth customer at the whites-only nail salon.
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Time for the Show 1×37: Rewardians in Emergentilian Clothing

Posted on Author Fidd Chewley

“It was in a mirror, at some time, in some place, that the first act of recognition occurred, the point when man stared into the ocean, saw his face in its infinity, grew anxious, and began to ask, ‘Who is that?…’”

Sándor Márai: Casanova in Bolzano

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