Argus Faux
Argus Faux
Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.
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Ep 214: Po’folk Northern Railway

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The guys derail one topic after another about Choo-Choos and America’s new Pittsburgh, the state of Ohio. Fidd tells us about our new sponsor McApathy, and we catch up with the hosts before peas tells us how talented and handsome Chris Rock is. Faux makes a joke about Roots.
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Ep 210: Qualm Before the Storm

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Doktor Faux enables the Media Shifter and projects an alternate augmented timeline where Time for the Show will follow a petty, vindictive script crafted to poke the bear. While first labeled passive-aggressive, Faux rebukes the claim stating that it is rather directly-aggressive. Fidd Chewley holds the reins and guides the Show into overtime after peas quits abruptly.
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