Argus Faux
Argus Faux
Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.
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Ep 111: To peas or Not to Please

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Rev. Negative and Havedumbluck take over the HyperCOMM and hijack the entire show away while flogging Doktor Faux in a wet basement. Reverand peas fights for control before Scalpod, Caller23 and Katana plug in enough quarters to enable SMASH mode. Rev 80 apologizes.
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Time for the Survey

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Ep 11: Time For the Catchup

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https://media.blubrry.com/timefortheshow/archive.org/download/0111-tfts-20160316/0111TFTS20160316.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Email | RSSFidd and Faux only have a few hours to bill to the show, so Peas joins them and special guest Reverend Caller who has somehow gained access to the main gate at Hypercube Labs. It only takes a few minutes, but the guys over-come the shadow […]

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