Argus Faux
Argus Faux
Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.
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Ep 58: clipper ships

Posted on Author Fidd Chewley

me and my dad make models of clipper ships
i like clipper ships because they are fast
clipper ships sail in the ocean
clipper ships never sail in rivers or lakes
clipper ships have lots of sails and are made out of wood
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Ep 90: Spooky (Nic Caesar)

Posted on Author Argus Faux

Nic Caesar of Scary-art.com is held hostage by Reverand peas in an intense interrogation of his finances and blood lineage. Doktor Faux attempts to distract peas with with a segue, which is immediately boarded like a Razor scooter and kickflips off the ramp all sweet n’ shit. We poke Cosmac with an internet-stick and force him to play Is It a Band, the results are shocking! It’s legally sanctioned as a “bonanza”. Listen now!
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Ep 221: Penny For Your Thot

Posted on Author Argus Faux

The boys read a letter about earthworm listening habits. After the weekly rhetoric of negativity, they play a round of Rather Wringers involving body odor, search histories and being funny in Mesa, Arizona. The show closes with Proving Grounds with headlines involving Italian anarchists, killer comedians and California Highway Patrol.

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