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Fidd and Faux resolve to do the Show, even if it kills them AGAIN!
Time for the Show 205
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–FIDD READ THIS ON AIR–
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1// Dear Peas,
I hate everything about Time for the Show. The wonky
upload schedule, the missing hosts, the shifting
audio quality, the incessant branding, the shameless
plugs and promotions. Why do I keep listening?
Pete Cornhair of Obliged, Nebraska
2// Dear Peas,
Which Nintendo game is the hardest to masturbate too?
Diddly Kangz of Maryland, Ohio
3// Dear Peas,
What’s the best way to use a flavor-infuser with
Crystal Meth?
Orville Rogers of Hannah, Barbera
-Blind Eyes-
Who’s YOUR blind eye, Fidd?
-PAID COPY-
- You’ve tried Stand-Up, and bombed.
Your sketch group have all gone to rehab.
You can’t get through a knock-knock joke
without someone doing a bit about
internet doorbells. FACE IT!
Making people laugh is HARD WORK!
But it doesn’t HAVE to be!
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Introducing the Jimmy Fallon School of Improvisational Comedy,
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Learn how to circumnavigate quote “traditional
principles” like set-ups and punchlines by
simply acting wacky and behaving like
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This patented system was developed by late-night
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James Beauregard Fallon, in response to massive
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stage and screen by constantly impressing
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Learn fantastic techniques that will propel
you to the top of the comedy-empire ladder OVERNIGHT!
Including,
- OVERREACTING TO EVERYTHING
- PLAYING SOCIAL MEDIA CHALLENGES
- STEALING THE MOMENT
- FEIGNING EMBARASSMENT
- SLAPPING FURNITURE
- RUINING WEEKEND UPDATE
- EXECUTIVE BROWN-NOSING
- BLACKFACE
- TV/VCR REPAIR
- ENDORSING PONZI SCHEMES
- ENABLING CHILD GROOMERS
Or get your GED!
You won’t belive how successful you have
become when standing on the necks of your
predecessors, just like Jimmy!
Act now and get our free companion book
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Participants in this program are
held liable for their own hate-mail.
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- SUBGENIUS COURT –
Peas and Faux must appeal to Judge Fidd.
One must defend an idea, and the other must oppose.
EITHER: Continue to hold peas liable for charges from previous weeks
OR
Pick one of Tonight’s Topics:
- The reintroduction of indentured servitude in the West
- Statutory Vape Laws (vaping in areas only designated as “non-smoking”)
- The Annexation of Kansas City
- PROVING GROUNDS –
Big but ants are a South American delicacy
Video game can trap players inside virtual Applebee’s
San Francisco bicyclist fumes over ambulance parked in bike lane
Couple raises money to remove Wham! “Last Christmas” from air waves+
Blind broadcaster fights off mugger outside BBC
South Korea lifts ban on sex doll
PATRONS
Subject T. Change
Bob South
Michael MArcus
Longdead
Hazel of the Windmills
Caller23
Doktor Cosmac
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