Argus Faux
Argus Faux
Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.
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Ep 101: Gogurt™ Spoon

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This week, Reverand peas provides a slew of tips for the budding narcotics entrepreneur, some ‘interesting’ facts about birds andthe “real science” behind the flat earth while Chef Rutenberg auditions for his role as a new Jeff Dunham puppet. Caller 23 agrees with Doktor Faux that his jokes are p good tonight, and then Joshua Rogers bursts out of the floorpanels and joins the show before peas leaves to do something else and dodging Joshua’s demand for his Triology Soap gift pack.
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Liberal arrested for eating corn “suggestively” at County Fair

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Hargrove looked like he might cry.They ended up in the back of Martinez’s cruiser, parked behind the 4-H building. Rowan sat eating the rest of the cob in tiny, virtuous bites while Hargrove stared straight ahead and breathed through his mouth like he was fighting nausea.
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Ep 99: Inevitable Futility

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A snuggly evening with Caller 23 and peas. The gang plays “Pokemon or Prescription Medication”, Doktor Faux proposes being the first person to die on the moon.

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